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Writed by: Nora Ephron / Audience Score: 183007 Vote / stars: Carrie Fisher / / 1Hours, 35 Minute / Comedy. Pride and Prejudice should've been first. Free full da han m c3 b8tte henne- eller vennskap og sex design. I always fake it lmaoo! And when yall break up you say it was nun because you faked it. Intro Hello there and welcome back to the concluding series of the Keep Reading: Analyzing the So Spake Martin Archive for Future Story Hints series where we're going though the So Spake Martin archive that Elio Garcia Jr and Linda Antonsson maintain and cultivate and looking at places where George RR Martin has said or hinted at upcoming events in a story before the event is featured in the story, and then, turn around and talk about how that event is revealed in the published version. As we said last time: For those unfamiliar, the So Spake Martin archive is a running site listing every last damn thing George RR Martin has said about ASOIAF all the way from 1990 to the present. It's a great and valuable resource, and I encourage all of you to visit the site and take a gander at what's there if you've never done so. My hope is that this may be of interest to those who love ASOIAF trivia, but also, we might be able to get a sense of the future of the story of ASOIAF from the hints that GRRM teases out. Yesterday, we did ADWD and TWOIAF. Today, we're going to conclude with all the stuff GRRM has said about TWOW, ADOS and future D&E. Here's what Part 1: Looking at all the pre-publication hints for A Clash of Kings and A Storm of Swords Part 2: Ditto, but for A Feast for Crows, The Sworn Sword and The Mystery Knight Part 3: Ditto, but for A Dance with Dragons and The World of Ice and Fire Part 4: Ditto but for The Winds of Winter, A Dream of Spring and future Dunk and Egg novellas. Something that I've noticed is that George was a lot more chatty with fans in the years preceding the release of AFFC. thereafter, the So Spake Martin archive gets a bit sparser. When the show rolls around, it becomes even more sparse with most of the stuff being links to interviews conducted by major publications. That being said, I think you're all going to like this. There's a lot of information/hints about future story information that reinvigorate my anticipation for The Winds of Winter, A Dream of Spring and the future Dunk and Egg novellas. TWOW and beyond The Tower of Joy Will there be any further explanation of the skirmish at the "Tower of Joy" by Howland Reed or whomever? GRRM: Yes, in later volumes. SSM, 12/28/1998. There most interesting question was about what Meera and Jojen Reed know about the Tower of Joy. George said that the Reeds might know something about it. SSM, 7/9/2012. You'll need to wait for future books to find out more about the Tower of Joy and what happened there, I fear. I might mention, though, that Ned's account, which you refer to, was in the context of a dream. and a fever dream at that. Our dreams are not always literal. SSM, 1/2/2002. When Ned Stark and Howland Reed returned North from Dorne after the events at the Tower of Joy, etc. were they completely alone during that journey, or were they accompanied by some household guards, etc. for security? GRRM: You'll likely learn more about Ned's homecoming in future books. It's a long way from Dorne to Winterfell, a journey of months. More than that I'd rather not reveal just now. SSM, 8/26/2000 The Tower of Joy comes up in Ned's tenth chapter in AGOT, but it's clear there's more to reveal down the road. We've seen a version of this in S06 and S07 of Game of Thrones, but there's the potential for more wrinkles in TWOW or ADOS. I'm also interested to find out whether Meera (or Jojen if he's not paste) have more to reveal to Bran down the road. Jon's Parentage/Rhaegar and Lyanna Rhaegar and Lyanna — well, that's a revelation that will need to wait for later volumes. But if you're uncertain about it, I am glad. One thing I wanted to do was suggest the uncertainty of truth. I mean, think about it — in our own world, we don't even know what happened between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings — or between Bill Clinton and Paula Jones, for that matter. The truth of Rhaegar and Lyanna may be similarly elusive. for a time. Event Horizon Chat with GRRM, 3/1999. GRRM: Jon's history will be revealed, yes. 2000 GRRM Chat. Will we know in time, with certainty, the identity of Jon Snow's parents (I don't believe Edric Dayne's tale) Personally, I really hope he's Lyanna and Rhaegar's son, despite looking so much like Eddard. GRRM: Jon's parentage will be revealed eventually, yes. SSM, 6/19/2001. Rhaegar is described by Ser Barristan and Ser Jorah Mormont as being melancholy and noble and honorable. That hardly strikes me as the kind of man who'd cheat on his wife, especially at such a public event as the tourney at Harrenhal. So why did he did he choose Lyanna as queen of love an beauty? GRRM: Good question. However, what are the Kingsguards doing fighting Eddard? Eddard would never hurt Lyanna, nor her child. The little one would be safe with Eddard as well, him being a close relative. So I ask you, was there someone else with Lyanna and Jon? Will we learn more about Rhaegar in the next book? Why did he take almost a year to join the fight against the rebels, or why did he kidnap Lyanna? GRRM: You will learn more, but I can't promise it'll be in the next book. Keep reading. SSM, 7/28/2012. Will we learn more of Jon Snow's parentage. GRRM: Eventually, yes. SSM, 4/20/2008 This is one of the most common questions that comes up in the So Spake Martin archive. As far back as 1999, GRRM was hinting that Rhaegar and Lyanna's relationship would have future revelations. In a NY Post article from 2014, GRRM said that he may reveal Jon's parentage in TWOW or ADOS. Howland Reed Knows Too Much We will meet Howland Reed, but not in the next book. he(Howland) knows just to much about the central mystery of the book. SSM, 11/16/2000. At the Berkeley meeting, I asked if we'd be able to meet Howland Reed and while he said that there wouldn't be a POV most likely, we would get to know more about the man and his connection/knowledge to the Tower of Joy and Ned at Starfall. Well, I asked about his connection with Ned and at Starfall so he just said yes, we would, basically. SSM, 11/11/2000. Does Howland know who Jon Snow's mother is? GRRM: The Shadow knows. SSM, 8/16/2002. It had been stated that Howland Reed would come out in The Winds of Winter, which is the 5th book. Will he still come in the 5th book (A Dance with Dragon) GRRM: He will appear eventually. SSM, 9/1/2001 The central mystery of ASOIAF in GRRM's mind is very likely Jon's parentage, and when Howland Reed comes up in the story, it's likely his role will be to reveal it. Ashara Dayne As to your speculations about Catelyn and Ashara Dayne. sigh. needless to say, All Will Be Revealed in Good Time. I will give you this much, however; Ashara Dayne was not nailed to the floor in Starfall, as some of the fans who write me seem to assume. They have horses in Dorne too, you know. And boats (though not many of their own. SSM, 6/11/1999. SOHP QUESTION: will we learn more about the Sword of Morning? And, can you tell me anything of Ashara Dayne to sock it to the R&L group? ANSWER: Yes (regarding Sword of Morning) no comment about Ashara; and "Have some more cheetos. GRRM grin - SSM, 8/29/2002 Ashara Dayne's past and potential future (if she didn't actually commit suicide) look to have a lot more unfolding of detail and revelation in store. The Tourney of Harrenhal We will learn lots about the Harrenhal tourney in the next three books - SSM, 11/16/2000 I am also interested to learn more about what went down at Harrenhal. Dunk's Descendants in ASOIAF [Summary: ALANMAC asked if any of Dunk's descendants appear in A Song of Ice and Fire] GRRM: Oh maybe - SSM, 1/7/1999. I asked GRRM if we'd met one of Dunk's descendents in the SoIaF, and he said Yes. I didn't ask him who, because I'd rather find out by reading or reason, only I'm lousy at the reasoning part and want to make you guys do it for me. SSM, 11/8/200 In 2016, GRRM confirmed that Brienne of Tarth is a descendant of Ser Duncan the Tall. Of course, there are other folks who may descend from Dunk that we'll learn about. Hodor, Small Paul and the Cleganes may all descend from Dunk as well, and here's hoping there's confirmation that they or others will be revealed as much. The King of Mummers/Harry the Heir By the way I am rapidly heading for the privilege of a custom title on the aforementioned board you wouldn't have any ASOIAF related suggestions for a good title would you. I know I'm been cheeky but I had to ask since when am I going to get a chance to pick your brains. GRRM: I am not sure what you mean by a "custom title. A title from the books? There are a few in the volume I'm presently working on that readers haven't seen yet. a guy who calls himself King of the Mummers, frinstance. another one who is called Harry the Heir. these are informal titles, though, on a par with the Knight of Flowers or the Kingslayer, and so on. SSM, 3/2/2001 In Alayne I from TWOW, Harry the Heir is introduced. In TWOW, Mercy, the King of Mummers is introduced as part of Arya's Faceless Men training. Of note: it reads like the sample chapters we got were very old pre-5 year gap chapters that GRRM rewrote and is now including in TWOW. The Fate of Tyrek Lannister Simple question, really — will we ever find out what happened to the "Wetnurse" Tyriek? GRRM: Yes, you will. I try not to leave too many loose ends. But sometimes you need to wait. Event Horizon Chat with GRRM, 3/1999 Tyrek Lannister disappeared during the King's Landing riot in ACOK and hasn't been seen since. Jaime reports in ASOS that no one has found him and suspects his body may be in the Blackwater, but here, GRRM seems to indicate that the future of Tyrek Lannister will be a topic for future books. Minor Character Returns to the Story I have to get Sansa, Arya, and Bran a little older or I'm going to go nuts. And Rickon too. I didn't even try to write from a three year old's POV, but when he is a little older, he and Shaggy will be back in the tale. [Willl Hot Pie, Gendry, Nymeria, Rickon and Shaggy be seen again or mentioned in A Dance with Dragons, or later in the series. GRRM: Later in the series? Yes, to all of them. In DANCE? Yes to some, no to others. SSM, 4/20/2008. Will we see Hot Pie in book #4. GRRM: No, but perhaps in later books. SSM, 8/29/2002. He mentioned once again his concern with the butterfly effect. And the influence that the series eventually could produce on his writings, he mentioned one character he might change a bit due to that (I think it is Osha. SSM, 10/17/2010 Hot Pie will return, and I am already hungry. Rickon, Shaggydog and Osha are on Skagos per Wyman Manderly in ADWD. More recently, GRRM stated that we would see Osha again. He also indicated that unicorns would be in TWOW. (Unicorns are reportedly alive on Skagos. So, we'll see what Davos' POV chapters in TWOW brings with regard to Osha, Rickon and Shaggydog. Green Men and the Isle of Faces The green men and the Isle of Faces will come to the fore in later books. (Boy, it's tough to sneak anything by you guys. Event Horizon Chat with GRRM, 3/1999 I, too, am fascinated with the idea that the Green Men will return to the story and what plot wrinkles Martin will have for them. Jon's Legitimization Since Robb actually legitimized Jon and named him his heir for Winterfell and the North before the Red Wedding (granted no one knows about this and is still alive or free, the Greatjon knows as does Edmure, but I dont see them getting out of the Twins any time soon and Catelyn would probably die before telling anyone) does this make Jon's rejection of Stannis' offer moot? GRRM: Edmure and the Greatjon are prisoners, true. but you are forgetting the envoys that Robb sent to Howland Reed. Galbart Glover, Maege Mormont, Jason Mallister. they are all alive and free. As to what is and is not moot. the key point is, only a =king= can legitimize a bastard. SSM, 8/6/2000 This looks to have an impact in TWOW. Somewhat more recently, GRRM said he would resolve issues from Robb's will in TWOW. Jaime and Tyrion Jaime was a great POV, I hope we can continue to see his point of view, and that he and Tyrion can reconcile sometime in the future. GRRM: Jaime's POV will continue, definitely. A reconciliation. well, you'll have to wait and see. SSM, 9/26/2000 In ADWD, Tyrion fantasizes about killing Jaime while Jaime dwells a lot on Tyrion's revelations about Cersei: She's been fucking Lancel, Osney Kettleblack and Moonboy for all I know. Look for this to have a major impact for TWOW and beyond. The Tunnel to Chataya's Brothel For which Hand was dug the passage to Chataya's? No comment. Feel free to theorize… - SSM, 11/26/2000. Someone asked about Tywin and whoring but he said he couldn't answer those kinds of questions from a platform and they will be better resolved in future books. SSM, 1/9/2006. Was Tywin the Hand who made the secret tunnel into Chataya's, to hide his visits. GRRM: Interesting theory. SSM, 7/27/2008 GRRM provides a bit of narrative pathway in his answers about the tunnel to Chataya's to indicate that Tywin Lannister may have built the tunnel and that Tywin was involved with sex workers, but hopefully we'll see more in TWOW or beyond. The Third Head of the Dragon This third Targaryen might very well be -not- a Targaryen, to quote his exact words. Three heads of the dragon. yes. but the third will not necessarily BE a Targaryen. SSM, 11/16/2000 Theories abound as to the third head of the dragon. Tyrion is often cited as the person GRRM is referring to. Bran as well. Arya and Sansa Arya was one of the first characters created. Sansa came about as a total opposite b/c too many of the Stark family members were getting along and familes aren't like that. Thus, Sansa was created; he ended by saying they have deep issues to work out. SSM, 11/11/2000 Reads to me like Arya and Sansa will reunite in future books and will need to resolve their issues. Winter is coming in TWOW. I then got cute and asked him if Winter was ever gonna frickin' arrive. He said, Yes. In Book 5: the Winds of Winter. SSM, 11/8/2000. The really bad weather won't be along until THE WINDS OF WINTERS, but yes, there will definitely be a chill in the air come next book. SSM, 3/11/2001 It kind of starts with snow falling in the Riverlands/KL at the end of AFFC/ADWD, but real winter is coming thereafter. Larger Roles for the Starks NG: You're very cruel to the Starks, inflicting all manner of agonies and bereavements on them. Is this process a necessary part of preparing them for their longer term roles in A Song of Ice and Fire? GRRM: Maybe. Time will tell. time, and the books to come. Sansa is in the process of becoming a player in the game of thrones, Arya is becoming an assassin, Bran is becoming the last greenseer. But a lot more will be coming for sure. Littlefinger and the Freys Technically speaking, the Freys are now bannermen of Petyr's yes. assuming that Tommen and Joffrey are regarded as legitimate kings, entitled to make such dispositions. In practice, it remains to be seen how deferential the Freys will be. SSM, 1/3/2001. Question: Who is over lord of the Riverlands? Since the Freys have Riverrun yet Littlefinger was named Lord Paramount. GRRM: Littlefinger is the Lord of the Riverlands but that he is going to run into trouble. SSM, 8/29/2002 So far in AFFC/TWOW, Littlefinger has only dealt with the Vale. It's quite possible we'll see him dealing with the Riverlands in TWOW after he secures the Vale. Is the Broken Horn Joramun's Horn? I think the broken horn that Ghost found with all the obsidian is the real horn of winter. It hasn't been mentioned yet though. Any comments? Nope. SSM, 2/1/2001 Samwell Tarly has the horn down in Oldtown. This has led to all sorts of theorizing about whether it's the true Horn of Joramun and what its impact will be if it's blown. Sansa and Sandor [GRRM is asked about Sansa misremembering the name of Joffrey's sword. GRRM: The Lion's Paw / Lion's Tooth business, on the other hand, is intentional. A small touch of the unreliable narrator. I was trying to establish that the memories of my viewpoint characters are not infallible. Sansa is simply remembering it wrong. A very minor thing (you are the only one to catch it to date) but it was meant to set the stage for a much more important lapse in memory. You will see, in A STORM OF SWORDS and later volumes, that Sansa remembers the Hound kissing her the night he came to her bedroom. but if you look at the scene, he never does. That will eventually mean something, but just now it's a subtle touch, something most of the readers may not even pick up on. SSM, 6/26/2001. Will Sandor and Sansa meet. GRRM: Why, the Hound is dead, and Sansa may be dead as well. There's only Alayne Stone. SSM, 4/20/2008 GRRM indicates that Sansa's faulty memory of Sandor Clegane's unkiss will play a role down the road. It also reads that they'll meet again someday. Shae in Tywin's Bed [GRRM is asked about Shae being in Tywin's bed. GRRM: I won't comment on the Tyrion / Tywin issue. Perhaps future volumes will throw more light on it. SSM, 6/26/2001 In 2014, GRRM re-emphasized that that Shae in Tywin's bed will have a future revelations. The Second Dance of the Dragons I'm a bit concerned about Dany's skills as a commander. To succeed with the invasion of Westeros, I believe she will need a lot of sound military advice (both tactically and strategically. What's your thoughts on this issue? GRRM: She will need counsel, yes. she will also need to learn to tell the good counsel from the bad, which is perhaps the hardest task of all. I was talking with george and the dude from FFG [Fantasy Flight Games] who does the card game, and George asked the FFG guy how he was going to balance the power of the families (Stark, Lannister, Greyjoy, etc) once the dragons are full grown. He said something like "once dany lands in westeros with full grown dragons, they are gonna kickass all over the place" paraphrasing - it was something more like "they will be tougher than anything we've seen since Aegon the Conqueror. SSM, 8/28/2003. Hi, short question. Will we find out more about the Dance of the Dragons in future books? GRRM: The first dance or the second? The second will be the subject of a book. The first will be mentioned from time to time, I'm sure. SSM, 11/22/2003. The second Dance of Dragons does not have to mean Dany's invasion. SSM, 7/23/2006. NG: Three more volumes of A Song of Ice and Fire wait to be written. What shape do you expect them to take, and are their titles finalized as yet? GRRM: Yes, three more volumes remain. The series could almost be considered as two linked trilogies, although I tend to think of it more as one long story. The next book, A Dance With Dragons, will focus on the return of Daenerys Targaryen to Westeros, and the conflicts that creates. After that comes The Winds of Winter. I have been calling the final volume A Time For Wolves, but I am not happy with that title and will probably change it if I can come up with one that I like better. GRRM Interview, December 2000 Dany's invasion of Westeros hasn't yet been featured (despite Martin's desires to have it in ADWD as far back as 2000) but it looks to feature heavily come TWOW and/or ADOS. The Sword Blackfyre And if yes, what was it named and what happened to it - Rhaegar had it on the Trident, maybe? GRRM: The most famous of them was named Blackfyre. It was long lost by Rhaegar's day, however. Or, if you can't tell right now, will we find out about it in a later book? GRRM: Yes. SSM, 6/19/2001 We'll find out the fate of the sword Blackfyre in future books. In an early version of ADWD, Tyrion III, a "sword" is mentioned as one of the things that's being given to Rolly Duckfield and Haldon Halfmaester, leading to speculation that the sword is Blackfyre. This was later rewritten. I think that the sword Blackfyre will come up with Aegon's invasion of Westeros, but we'll see! Arya's Fate In Arya's first chapter, before she knows about Needle, Jon admonishes her to run back to Septa Mordane if she does not want to sew through winter: When the spring thaw comes, they will find your body with a needle still locked tight between your frozen fingers. Is this foreshadowing? I really like Arya despite her dark path, and am now terrified at the prospect of her being turned into a wight, potentially the first Faceless wight at that! Aaargh! GRRM: Again, no comment. Foreshadowing is another area where you're on your own. SSM, 11/4/2001 As far back as 2001, fans were speculating on whether the line about finding Arya in the snow with a needle still clutched in her hand was foreshadowing. Gendry and Reworking Valyrian Steel Did Tohbo Mott ever teach Gendry the secrets of reworking Valyrian steel. SSM, 1/1/2002 GRRM: Interesting question. I'd be interested whether Gendry knows about reworking Valyrian steel and what impacts this will have on the plot. Is Daenerys barren? Was Mirri Maz Duur telling the truth when she told Daenerys Targaryen that the latter could never have children again? GRRM: I am sure Dany would like to know. Prophecy can be a tricky business. SSM, 2/28/2002 It's been widely speculated that Dany has a miscarriage on the Dothraki Sea in her final chapter, but I wonder whether Dany's fertility will have an impact down the road. Peace at the end of ASOIAF Is it possible that we may see a few scenes of peace at the end of the series? Some of my favorite scenes are just the relatively peaceful parts at the beginning of AGOT. GRRM: Yes, it is possible. SSM, 6/10/2002 Wouldn't that be nice? Littlefinger's Fate Are you going to let Littlefinger survive the series? I really hope so, because you should see the number of arguments that he causes at our message boards. He is one of your best characters, and I for one hope he lives. GRRM: That's not something I am like to answer in a letter. SSM, 4/1/2003 Littlefinger dies in S07 of Game of Thrones which could indicate a future for Baelish. That being said, we'll have to see what the books bring. Are the Others evil? Are the Others just pure evil, or are we going to find out more about their motives later on? GRRM: Keep reading. SSM, 4/1/2003. Another interesting thing from the con, at one point in a panel GRRM was commenting that he didn't like how in a lot of fantasy stories various races are all defined by a single personality (i. e. all orcs are evil, all elves are wise, etc) whereas it would be more realistic for various individuals within a race to have different personalities, viewpoints, etc. Some quick-witted audience member asked him how that idea applied to the Others in his own books, to which he replied, I'm not gonna answer that. SSM, 8/3/2007 There's been a lot of speculation on this. Feel free to continue speculating! Red Herrings GRRM himself stated this is an advantage of this book. That we will get some hints of what is going on in the North and East but we wouldn't know what is true and what not. We may learn that Stannis is killed for example but that could easily be a red herring. SSM, 5/27/2005 Okay, guys, this is pretty fucking exciting for me! Back in 2005, GRRM was hinting that "we may learn that Stannis is dead" but this is a red herring. Wouldn't you know it, but in the Theon sample chapter from TWOW, Stannis says, You may hear that I'm dead. It may even be true" Goodness. Samwell and Randyll At the end, she asked if Sam would ever have some sort of revenge on his cruel father, Lord Randyll. GRRM: He said to read and find out. SSM, 8/4/2005 I suppose we'll have to see if Samwell and Randyll run into each other and what the fallout of that may be. Willas Tyrell Will we see Willas Tyrell? GRRM: Yes. SSM, 11/18/2005 I'd venture a guess that we'll see Willas Tyrell in Samwell's TWOW chapters. Why the seasons are whack Someone asked why the seasons are so messed up. Martin said he couldn't give an answer because that would be telling! He did say that there would eventually be an answer in one of the books, and the answer would be a fantasy (as opposed to a science fiction/science based) answer. SSM, 11/11/2005 I'm sure part of the answer is that the seasons are messed up because of the Others, but I'll look forward to what more is in store. Lady Stoneheart Another question very specific about the characters. This one is actually from "Derek Marillon. Are we going to see much more of Lady Stark? GRRM: You can see…much more? How much is much? You will see some more of her, yes. SSM, 8/3/2007 George's appearance on Second Life was conducted in 2007. In ADWD, we don't see Stoneheart, but GRRM re-emphasized as recently as this past October that Stoneheart will play a major role in TWOW. Arya and Nymeria Will Arya get her wolf back? —E GRRM: Youll have to keep reading and find out. Entertainment Weekly, 11/27/2007 Arya is warging Nymeria from Braavos in AFFC/ADWD, but it looks like this will be something to come out in later books. Dragon Gender/Sex [Are dragons male, female, hermaphroditic, or is there something magical involved in their reproduction. GRRM: Sexing dragons is difficult. More in future books. SSM, 4/20/2008 I suppose we'll see dragon reproduction in TWOW/ADOS? Uh, can't wait. Jaime and Cersei's Fate [A reader asks about the future deaths of Jaime and Cersei. GRRM: Sorry, but while I'm glad to tackle questions, I'm not going reveal anything of importance that will happen in future books, and certainly not the ultimate fate of major characters. You'll just need to keep reading. SSM, 4/20/2008 It's widely speculated that Jaime is the valonqar, but we'll see. Dany and Jon Meeting [Future meeting between Daenerys and Jon Snow. GRRM: Keep reading. SSM, 4/20/2008 Jon and Dany meet in Game of Thrones, Season 7, and according to S07 director Alan Taylor, GRRM told him that: I can't say much more about what [Martin] said about where we're going with Dany and Jon because that leaps ahead into the next season. Taylor said. "But to me the revelation was that, at the time, we had a hundred characters and yet he knew it's about these two. Pycelle's Loyalty to the Lannisters [Why is Pycelle so loyal to the Lannisters. There´s backstory yet to be revealed, certainly, but if you asked Pycelle he would insist that he was acting in the best interests of the realm. SSM, 7/27/2008 That's neat. I don't know how this revelation will happen given that Pycelle gets the Varys treatment in the ADWD Epilogue, but I'm curious to know what more is set to be revealed. The Destruction of Great Houses in ASOIAF [Isn't it odd that no Great House has been destroyed in the course of the wars and rebellions since the Conquest. GRRM: Well, the series isn't over. SSM, 4/20/2008 Houses Arryn and Baratheon are on the ropes by the end of ADWD. It's likely we'll see some great houses go extinct by the end of the series. Benjen and the Night's Watch [Why did Benjen join the Night's Watch. GRRM: Good question. One day you will get an answer. But it will not be today. SSM, 7/27/2008 There's a lot of speculation that Benjen joined the Night's Watch over his guilt from Lyanna, but we'll see how this will get itself revealed. Sansa and the Bear and the Maiden Fair [Is there any connection between Sansa's story and the song "The Bear and the Maiden Fair. Well, we´ll have to see. SSM, 7/27/2008 Religious Revival Religion increasing as focus in series? GRRM: The religious revival in Westeros will continue to grow in series. SSM, 10/16/2010 Again, this convention appearance occurred in 2010. Certainly, we see R'hllorism growing in the North and Riverlands. And we see Cersei's walk of shame, but I believe that GRRM will explore this in more depth come TWOW. Casterly Rock Any pov characters in Casterly Rock? GRRM: Yes, maybe in TWOW. SSM, 7/12/2011 The potential here is that Jaime, Cersei, Tyrion and/or other POVs will make a stop at Casterly Rock at some point in the story. Children of the Forest and the Others Is there a closer relationship between the children of the forest and the Others than there might seem to be? GRRM: Possibly, possibly. It's a topic that will be developing as the story continues, and so I can't say much more right now. SSM, 7/28/2012 In Season 6 of Game of Thrones, we get a version of this with the CoTF creating the Others. However, will it be the same in ASOIAF? Krakens in TWOW There's a story in the books about a horn that can raise krakens from the deep. Will we ever see a kraken? Martin looks surprised by the question. Possibly. SSM, 7/28/2012 In Arianne's first TWOW POV chapter, it's reported that krakens are pulling down crippled galleys in the Stepstones. It's possible we'll see more of this come TWOW. Arthur Dayne and Aerys II Arthur Dayne has been presented as the quintessential chivalrous knight. How could he support the atrocities of Aerys, that even Jaime was horrified by? GRRM: Well. keep reading. SSM, 7/28/2012 This is a huge open question: how did chivalrous knights like Ser Arthur Dayne support Aerys? I am definitely interested in finding out more. Valyria Is there any chance we'll see Valyria? GRRM: Well. there may be. Not a great chance, mind you. The question is, is it going to be a look at Valyria now, or Valyria in the past. SSM, 7/28/2012 Possibilities are limitless: will Bran see Valyria? Will Daenerys have visions of it? Will others witness it? Gendry and Arya/Arya's first period My friend asked him about Gendry and Arya meeting back up and when will Arya get her moonblood to which GRRM answered “soon”… and GRRM had an interesting response to Arya and Gendry meeting back up. I will let her tell you the answer. But I do know he said of Arya and Gendry that, “Ill visit them again. ” - SSM, 5/29/2016 Gendry and Arya meeting back up is an exciting prospect. And Arya now is 12 years old and will likely be getting her first period soon. Dorne in TWOW "Don't think what happens in the show will happen in the books, the show is completely different. The books will be nothing like that. SSM, 5/29/2016 Fairly self-explanatory. Arianne's journeys early in TWOW already give us a different perspective on events that are transpiring in the Dornish plot. Bloodraven in TWOW And then when George was at my table a little later, he told me that he was working on more stories that included Bloodraven in them. I was first excited for the possibility of She-wolves of Winterfell in the D&E stories, but then I was like duh, it's probably Winds - SSM, 5/29/2016 Yeah, Bloodraven will be a central feature in Bran's TWOW chapters. Jon and Val "Jon and Val, huh? That would make a good fit. SSM, 5/29/2016 Jon and Val pairing off in TWOW? Let's make #JonValJon a thing, everyone. the Big Twist. More tidbits: Because I've run out of space, there's a bit more as /u/zionius_ has it in his great comment! Conclusion Because this got so long, I'll have an additional comment with Dunk and Egg stuff in it. Thanks everyone for reading! Additionally, there's a great little resource that /u/HollowayDivision did which allows you to search for any topic you'd like to from the So Spake Martin archive. Check out the So Spake Martin Search Engine.

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I usually hate it when movies become so iconic and famous that sometimes people call it a classic just because everyone else this movie is actually really great in addition to being super iconic. Audrey was fantastic. Note: I have never actually seen this movie myself, but I have seen enough clips of it and read enough summaries and reviews of it to get a pretty clear idea of what it is about and of why it is bad. I am aware that other people have already had a go at fixing it on this sub, but the way they (Sony, not the other people on this sub) totally wasted the premise has been bugging me for a while now, so I thought I'd give it a go. This is how I would have written the Emoji Movie Also apologies for this being too long. In the land of Textopolis, all emojis have to pretend that they feel only one emotion. Not just show it on their faces, but feel it. Like, at the beginning of the actual movie, they show the 😢 guy winning the lottery and crying, to show how he is unable to show any other emotion. Well, in my version, he is totally able to show other emotions, but he has to hide it. So he's not just crying while talking about how great it is to have won the lottery; he's crying and pretending that he's actually miserable to have won the lottery ( oh god, this is the worst day of my life! Its terrible! I've won. something along those lines. At some points in the early scenes of the movie, we see emojis struggle to keep up their act (maybe they keep the gag about the happy guy breaking his arm, but have him pause before he starts laughing again, to show that he's struggling not to start screaming instead. Why do they do this? Because, rather than setting themselves up in a huge complex machine every time Alex wants to text, the emojis are free to live their every day lives and, whenever they are wanted, a scanned comes down from the sky and beams them up, Star Trek style, to the message board (which is shown as being a big screen in the sky. They then reappear once the message has been posted or once they have been deleted from the message. Since they could be called up at any time, the emojis have to always be prepared. Gene isn't a meh. Partly because, as XKCD pointed out, that isn't a specific emoji. Also because 'neutral' seems like it would be the easiest face to maintain over a long period of time. No, Gene is one of the smiley family— rather than emojis being born to parents who are the same emojis as them (raising questions as to why there were ever two of those emojis in the first place) all the different categories of emoji are split up into 'families' also known as 'clans' so 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌 would all be related and treated like siblings or cousins or something. As the original movie addresses, some emojis are used more than others. What the movie doesn't consider is that there are degrees of how much you use an emoji. For instance, lots of people use the 🎄, but only at Christmas. So, what? Does he (or she, in my version approximately half the emojis are female, which saves us from a situation where one emoji is stuck being 'the girl' and so is forced to be a poorly written approximation of a 'strong female character' stay in the Loser's Lounge most of the year but come out for Christmas? No. Instead there is a sort of emoji class system, where the more often (on average) you and your category of emoji are used, the better you are treated. So the smileys are basically royalty. Gene is a 😃, meaning that he is used a fair bit, but he finds it very difficult to keep it up. As a demonstration of this, there is a scene where he slams his hand in a door and has to quickly rush into a bathroom so that he can react to the pain without anybody seeing him change his expression. His family are the only ones aware of his problem and so keep reminding him to "smile" or "look happy" whenever he looks like he's about to slip up. There's a general sense that they all look down on him a bit for being unable to just stick with one face. We also get the impression that this has been happening more and more recently. On the other side of the phone, meanwhile, we have Alex. I'm dropping the love story because it wasn't that great and, besides, I remember that when I was a kid I was really irritated by the way that love stories kept popping up in kids movies. (I was a little girl, so of course I had a lot of Disney princess movies. Because what eight year old doesn't want to watch teenagers and twenty-somethings struggling with their relationships. If you're going to set half your film on a phone, you might as well make it about something that happens on a phone— for example, cyber bullying. Alex is a pretty ordinary boy, but he has a secret. He's really into sewing (I'm going with sewing because it's a hobby that's typically seen as 'girly' and so one that a boy might easily get teased about. He expresses this side of himself through a small vlog— I'm talking like five subscribers— where he does sewing tutorials and shows off some of the cool stuff he's made. At school, however, he goes out of his way to fit in and not draw attention to himself. He's not that popular and we see him get mildly teased and picked on. While texting his friends or his parents, he often uses the smiley emojis when he's actually feeling upset, to make them think he's okay. We see the text messages, by the way, since it makes no sense to have a film about texting and not show text conversations. Texts are read out by their accompanying emojis, so that you're not stuck reading in the cinema (and to accommodate for younger kids who might not be able to keep up with the reading. The film starts one day when Gene is hanging out with his friends, who are still Hi-Five and Jailbreak (only Jailbreak is still Linda and Hi-Five is called Harry or something, because it makes no sense for some emojis to have human names and some to just be named after whatever they symbolise. They're friends mainly because they put up with Gene occasionally slipping up with his facial expressions and he and Harry put up with Linda's love of programming and messing with computers (which is forbidden because she's a Princess, and so has to do princess stuff. When she programs, her crown vanishes and she turns into a 👩‍💻. However they have to meet up in secret, because Linda especially is a very low ranking emoji— how often do you use the career emojis? — and so Gene isn't supposed to be friends with her (Harry is more acceptable, but he's not really supposed to be friends with him either. This is made all the harder by the fact that, because Gene's slip ups are happening more regularly, his family are now only letting him go out of one of them goes with him, to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. We learn that he has only just managed to give his current guard the slip so that he could see his friends and we see that, back at the smiley headquarters, the family is already organising a search for him. He is eventually found by 😁 (I'm naming her Sally. She's Alex's most used emoji and so head of the smiley clan— I'm picturing her as a bossy-but-protective, older sister type) and 😜 (head of the 'sillies' the next most used emojis. He's desperate to gain more power. I'm naming him Martin. Martin was following Sally, looking for any dirt he could use to put down the smiley family. When they find Gene and his friends, Sally drags Gene away and orders him to never see Linda and Harry again, in an attempt to avoid being seen as weak in front of Martin. However, it backfires when Gene becomes angry at this and changes his expression to 😡. Meanwhile, Alex is commenting on something at lunchtime at school and decides to use Gene, causing the scanner to come down and attempt to scan him. He's too worked up to change his face and so, instead, tries to outrun the scanner, causing him to run out of the alleyway where he was meeting his friends in secret and into a street full of people (who all react with horror and disgust, because showing any emotion but the one you are assigned is like being naked to them. Meanwhile the scanner is still chasing him and Sally ends up having to jump up and grab hold of it, getting the rest of the smiley family to help her pull it away from Gene. Alex keeps pressing the 😃 and becomes frustrated that it isn't working. A kid sitting nearby offers to help and, without asking, takes the phone off Alex and starts messing with it. He ends up accidentally switching on Youtube (or some parody) instead of settings and seeing Alex's latest video. He shows it to some of the other kids and they all start laughing and teasing Alex about liking 'girly' stuff. Alex snatches the phone back and leaves. Back in the phone, the smileys are trying to do damage control for Gene, while Martin is using it as an opportunity to hurt the smileys. He convinces the people of Textopolis that, if emojis start changing their faces whenever, it could lead to a collapse of society and recommends that they reprogram Gene— a process that would render him unable to change his expression, but have the side effect of basically lobotomising him. Luckily, he, Harry, Linda and Sally are able to escape because Linda's knowledge of computers means that she is able to get them out of the texting app. The doorway she creates closes behind them, preventing Martin or any of the others from getting through, but this also triggers the release of the robots from the original movie who, instead of being controlled by an emoji, are just an automated part of the phone, designed to keep the elements of different apps from crossing over. If they catch them, they'll return them to their app. The rest of the movie then switches between three storylines. The main plot is about Gene, Sally, Linda and Harry all moving between parodies of various apps, trying to keep away from the robots and somehow figure out a non-lobotomising way to keep Gene's face from switching. Linda and Sally argue about this a lot, since Sally still believes that Gene needs to be fixed, while Linda thinks that he's fine and that the problem is society's refusal to accept him. Harry is basically just the comic relief, but tends to fall more on Linda's side of the argument (though, being a high ranking emoji, he sympathises with Sally. Sally keeps up her 'happy' attitude with some difficulty as things get tougher and tougher, until Alex deletes an app that they are travelling through (a social media app that people were bullying him on) and they all nearly die. After that she breaks down and finally changes her face, admitting that she doesn't always feel happy and that it can be really hard for her to keep up. Alex, meanwhile, is being badly cyber bullied by the assholes in his class, who are posting mean comments on his videos and all over social media. We learn about this both through his eyes and through the eyes of the main emoji characters, who witness some of the bullying when they travel through the Youtube and Facebook apps (or some parodies of them. He continues to pretend to his parents that everything is fine whenever they ask him how his day was, but his social life is basically destroyed and he starts deleting his social media apps because people keep messaging him. It's made clear that he's becoming depressed. He throws away all his sewing stuff. His actions affect the journey of the main characters at some points during the film. For example, him accessing an app activates it, which can make it harder for the robots to cross in their hunt for the emojis. This cyber bullying thing also serves to add more tension, as the characters become worried that, if it doesn't stop, Alex will stop using his phone in order to get away from it. When the phone is shut down, it is essentially 'night time' for the emojis— so if Alex doesn't turn it on again then they'll be stuck in an endless night. Occasionally the film also goes back to the third plotline, which focuses on what's happening in Textopolis, now that Martin has taken over. Basically, he's on his way to becoming a dictator, but is rebelled against by a small but quickly increasing resistance force of Gene-sympathisers, who have all started changing their faces so as to identify each other. In the end, the gang are cornered by the robots in the Youtube app when Alex opens it while walking home from school to see how people have commented on his videos. There are loads more comments than before and pretty much all of them are negative and insulting to Alex, causing him to delete the app. Just before they are deleted, the emojis are caught by the robots and transported back to the text app, where they are met by Martin and the emojis on his side (including several members of the silly clan. They are captured and Martin tells one of the computer people emojis to reprogram Gene. The resistance starts fighting back, but isn't able to get close enough to rescue him. Meanwhile, Alex is really upset about having to delete the Youtube app, since it was the one place he felt he could really be himself. He stops to try and get his face together before going home and gets a text from his Mum, asking where he is and if he's alright. He texts her back to say he's fine and selects Gene. The scanner comes down and beams Gene away just before he can be reprogrammed. Alex isn't really concentrating on what he's doing and so presses send before he notices that Gene's face is still in the 😨 face, from when he was about to be reprogrammed. This is weird enough to make Alex's Mum to ask him if he's definitely sure he's okay, which is what finally gets Alex to open up about being bullied. While he's explaining, Gene is sent back down to Textopolis, where everybody was watching just what happened (remember, all texts appear on a screen in the sky. Alex's Mum texts him back, in full view of all the emojis, telling him that she'll call the school and stop the bullying. The other emojis realise that Gene has saved Alex from the bullies and so saved them from a world where Alex stopped using his phone. Martin's remaining allies turn away from him and release Gene. When Martin tries to get them to join him again, by pointing out that Gene's still a freak, Linda steps up and reveals her own desire to be a hacker. Sally then says that she sometimes feels other emotions besides happiness. Suddenly all the emojis start revealing various talents and emotions that they'd been keeping hidden. Martin then, finally, reveals that he's actually fed up with being a 😜 and has secretly always wanted to be able to wear a crown and dress up like the prince and princess emojis. The movie ends with a new vlog from Alex, saying that he's no longer getting bullied, he's got some new sewing supplies and that, actually, once the bullying died down some other kids with unusual or unconventional hobbies reached out to him. So now he has some new friends. We then go down to Textopolis, where the programmer emojis, helped by Linda and a few other emojis who wanted a go, have been working to hack the scanning machine and reprogram it. From now on, it always announces who its going to scan before it comes down, giving them time to prepare. This removes the need for emojis to be constantly acting happy or sad, or whatever, giving them the freedom to express themselves however they want (which works pretty well with the tagline of the movie. Gene is the first one to be scanned with the new machine, which beams him up above Textopolis (giving us a chance to zoom out and see how much happier everybody looks) to be part of a message that reads "Gtg, bye! 😃" and the credits roll.

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I love it, 😍😍😍😍. These are the first completed verses of the tournament, and I think so far it's been a success! Break open the champagne everybody, we did it! Finally the representatives of each civ can rest for a bit, for now it is the judges turn. The judges will need to PM me their list of winners, and the rappers with the most votes will go through. 37 will become 16, so that means two things. There will be no more byes and, More people will go out this round than previously stated. Without further ado, time to show the show! A reminder of the battles: •Chile( u/Atlas_Schmatlas) vs Incans. u/gagging4gags) •Mayans. u/thetimelyspoon) vs Buccaneers. u/MillinerJones) •Mexico. u/scully645)vs Texas. u/SabyZ) •Blackfoot. u/Gresskarpai) vs France. u/ImperialismHo) •Inuit. u/IAMA_MadEngineer_AMA) vs Iceland. u/Wigmaster999) •Ireland. u/Blaiz1T) vs England. u/admiral_ifan) •Norway. u/Nestourai) vs Sweden. u/Copse_Of_Trees) •Germany. u/Lumen0602) vs Rome. u/TFCAliarcy) •Poland. u/MaggotInBikini)vs Finland. u/twinsizewest) •Sparta. u/CAPSSMOCK) vs Byzantium. u/Flarezap) •USSR. u/not_enough_characte) vs Ayyubids. u/Luigiatl) •Carthage. u/lol0star) vs Ethiopia. u/riskyrolf) •Persia. u/JCPoly) vs Mughals. u/radster_x) •Yakutia. u/Funhau5) vs Japan. u/Albinoredguard) •Mongolia. u/wasgoodlilma) vs Tibet. u/Ossmosse) •China. u/Protroid) vs Vietnam. u/SpookyWagons) •Burma. u/EmeraldRange) vs Philipines. u/daniel14253) •Kimberly. u/Steve_McKinnon)vs Australia. u/DecJ21) •babylons( u/Mista_Ginger) get a week 1 bye JUDGES: u/Mob_cleaner, u/Night_Man. u/TPangolin, u/silence_in_samarkand, u/Kropenfuer Onwards to the show! oh wait, it seems the babylonians want to rap, even though they have a bye. BABYLONS "DONT FUCK WITH ME" RAPS: Even though I got a week one bye, Thought I might spit verse for fun. Let all the others know not to try, Rap against Nebby, you're done. Lyrics be nuclear like our subs, Under ice we see you fight. While you still fighting with spears and clubs, Be too simple for rhymes I write. Watch me win Babylon this battle, I'll be king, call me Royale. While you all sit and prattle, I'll be chillin' at Nassau Canal. In case you didn't hear, Babylon gonna reiterate. All you can kiss my rear, 0 out of 10 your raps I rate. I take all challengers, Got the battle in the bag. Don't even need to try to win, But you? Gag. So come at me one and all. Beating you will be a ball. Got rhymes sharper than Spartan spears, Already crushin' all my peers. CHILE VS INCA: Your name is gagging4gags, so here's a joke: Who's only got 6 cities, and a pop that's broke? Unlike your username suggests, here's to hoping you don't choke. Until the Chilean Renaissance when you're still livin' in Baroque! No need to serve you, Pachacuti, You're self-servin' like Tutti Frutti Snipe your terrace farms for booty O'Higgins, no scope, Call of Duty Valparaiso should've been ominous, Prepare for the red white and blue apocalypse Fuck off Remus, this is Romulus With failure you've become synonymous First in military on the continent, Wreaking havoc on your confidence Combined with Eva and Brazil's incompetence The only way we play is dominance. Hey Chile nice start there - very mountainous, I guess it's easy to defend but where's your growth? Well we've got terrace farms but an annoying blot of blue, So when we've finished feasting we'll grow off you. Our expansions lookin' better no Colombia in game, But your position with Argentina is looking quite the same. Only this time they're lookin' angry and more strong, I think they'll take your cities, doubt you'll prove me wrong. Oh look what's that? Do I see Part 5? Looks like we're gonna eat Brazil alive. Generating more spots for our UI, By the time we get to you you'll quickly die. Your first rap must be some sort of Pre-Columbian artifice What it lacks in length, it makes up for in artlessness No food? Fucker we got the Temple of Artemis As soon we start battle you're gonna wish for an armistice I did some counting (without using a quipu, mind you) You've got 25 combat units. we've got 29 dude Without including 20 triremes, oh shit, you're so screwed You don't see our troops? Turn around and LOOK BEHIND YOU You said you got terrace farms yet I haven't seen one, Pachacuti's too busy making illegitimate sons? Our cities unfortified 'cause we don't need 'em to be Our empire already stretches from sea to shining sea Eat all you want, cause we don't intend to build tall, Lay off the food, and try and watch your mouth Better send your bastard sons to man the wall, Cause in this part of the world winter comes from the south. MAYANS VS BUCCANEERS You think you got the high seas? Ill put on your fuckin knees You think youve got the land lead? I only see a desperate need To spread your seed Make you into a gentile And then Ill defile Your precious canal Well see whos banal Build your terracotta army But it aint gonna help Cuz Pacal is getting smarmy You motha-buccin whelp When things are getting heady Got atlatls ready. We gunnin for ya Henry Coming straight from the Port of my plundering spree We are the 12 sail terror of the Caribbean Sea We do what we want because a pirate is free The world's gonna fall to the b u double C We gonna make the world crunk with our rum and distilleries Gonna make the world burn with our ships and artillery Gonna make it rain gold with our treasurer so glittery Gonna make our opposition walk the plank- literally Well rattle your atalatals with our cannons & paddles Cut you up like cattle win the battle And take a victory ride through our canal at Panama It's your apocalypse now, start retirement planning brah. Congrats! Your first verse! You can make words rhyme! But you can't retaliate for four hundred year's time! Yeah you used your great writer It wasn't an exciter now my fighters Have invaded, burn your palace with a lighter! I saw your first verse full of land lubber blubber And I've seen better shit from my poop deck scrubber! So don't make plans, leave yo calendars blank Cuz the B-U-double-C's gonna Make you walk the plank! TEXAS VS MEXICO: Hey, is that the sound of armies running away? Well it must be the Mexicans getting bored today! Let me tell yall what will happen when you take a rash action against the Lone-star faction, you get a reaction that yall just didnt expect! We crushed your friends in the east, but they tried at least but you cannot compete against Sam Houstons Elite! Youre next, so before you get wrecked, yall better show Texas some respect! Weve got Baltimore, Lincoln has lost your war, but dont be so quick to rush out the door so I can make sure yall get the arrows that yall paid for! So have your fun while I finish my steak brisket, But if yall want Austin, come and take it! Benito – youre too slow, couldnt get a good verse so I got another go! No way youll win when yall cant repeat the Alamo! Now go! Run back to your walls, yall have no balls, this is where Mexico falls turn your land in to malls and shit on your legacy! I need no glitches to put yall in your ditches then relax with my bitches on the gulf, its my destiny! Im a cowboy, I destroy stoppin invaders is what I enjoy and so your little ploy aint impressin me This is Battle Royale MAKK TWO! The only loser here IS YOU! And the when your empire falls and history calls, the last leader standing will be SAMMY HOU! BLACKFOOT VS FRANCE I thought I was gonna rap against the sioux But no, out of all people i ended up with YOU Napoleon, famous for being a gnome Too bad you cant beat anyone else than Rome Yeah, run away with your wine and your baguettes Or else I WILL make sure youll have regrets You want an empire? Youll have to change yo plans Soon youll see black feet all over yo lands Just waiting for the world congress to convene Well make you relive the 18th of June 1815 You know your new city, Neapolis? Aint gonna be long before its a fuckin necropolis Ill do to you what the germans did to Lorraine and Alsace Next part, to see your empire, youll need a magnifying glass! Yeah, I see you there, Napoleon, trying to abscond Just admit that youre way too scared to respond Just hang around Ill tell you a story- But only if you hand me the Louisiana territory! Once upon a time you ended up on an island But Ill never let you come into my land Yeah there aint a single way you can escape Youll have plenty of time to eat your thousand-layered Crepe You guessed it, its time for your annihilation French as you are; immediate capitulation Make your way for the Blackfoot confederation Well show you how to win a game of Civilization Hint hint: It involves radiation! INUIT VS ICELAND I am Ingolfur Arnarson, leader of the Icelandic vikings And Im afraid that my appearance here bodes you some ill tidings Youd better run and hide in an igloo, pathetic Ekheunik, ‘Cause I might be drinking from your skull at my next Icelandic picnic! You cant beat an Icelander at a glorious rap battle Our UAs geared towards Great Writing, so spare me all your prattle Lets face it, your civs basically just the Siouxs little brother Compare a rag-tag bunch of seal hunters to me? Im a Viking warrior! When you try to cross from the mainland, youll meet my longboat fleet If you forward-settling bastards settle Greenland, youll be facing defeat I believe its time for you seal-hunters to cede the lands of snow to us Or well take them by force and youll run away in fear, wuss The only reason I can conceive that I wont win this fray Is if the Sioux get to you first and whip you anyway Waddup, Iceland, ya gonna get beat cause you be fucking with the true kings of the ice sheet. This battles gonna end in our reykjavik-tory. Your thingstead? Yo your things dead, our rhymes are straight fire we skalding you, So we think it's time that you inuksuk our dicks If crouchin' in on my borders is what I feel Ima club u bitch, just like a fuckin' seal. You think you come from the land of Ice and Snow? All you know is how to blow! Descendants of a Viking King Destined to become My Bottom Bitch Queen You came to my land once, tryin' to expand I bitch slapped you, knocked you down, with my righthand Selfish, you threw a fit, chickened out, it was neat It's nice and warm there with those volcanoes for heat But I will kindle my fires with your peoples feet Your name is Bullshit, A lie, Deceit Ingólfr Arnarson ( ˈiŋkoulvʏr̥ ˈartnar̥sɔn. You'll be kissing OurOwnAsses-son Ingolfur Kissing-your-asses-son? More like Engulfing Armies-now-son! Oh, you made me sad, its enough to make a grown man cry. Its so sad that your rhymes are so pitiful, but I guess, you tried:P Im afraid, tiny child, that the #Inuitcantwinit this time Since your rapping and rhymings so bad that its nearly a crime I mean, look at your rhythm, the beat is bordering insanity And even then, the only words you use are just so much profanity! The only thing to save your civ is your massive fanbase But even those biased fanboys wont be your saving grace Thats right, flee in terror from the fleet of Iceland Its a shame that my Viking fleet moves fast as the north wind Even in your own rap you cant stop yakking about seals But those blubber-beasts wont do you no good, get real! My warriors whirling axes make the speed of light wish that it was faster So please remember as I crush you that Iceland is everybodys master I would have killed you last except were adjacent alphabetically So I guess Ill just kill you first, and look on you sympathetically Our skaldin raps will melt your icecaps Ingolf your land, your knecks hanging by a strand Your homeland volcanic like our raps satanic We're an iceberg and youre about to go titanic We'll spit and roast you like souvlaki man your rhymes are so tacky to beat us you gonna have to get laki we wear fur coats when we sink your boats Our ice sheet fleet just cant be beat You're nothing we confuse you for a store of frozen foods we live in igloos youre all a load of poos Iceland? Master? Gonna have to blast you faster Less land and less population? All a sign of an inferior ice-nation The Sioux don't threaten us So beat them we will Then youre gonna have to Blackfoot the bill Your cities have such stupid names We'll kill, crush and maim Ingolfur Arnarson, Our raps are arson Your viking navy not gonna be your saviour So its time we beat you back to Scandinavia IRELAND VS ENGLAND Battle against Ireland? Shit, only one way to go make a few- well, loads- of jokes about potatoes You'll be in trouble when my guns are in Dublin wipe off that smug grin, my subs'll have you unsubbing. Your rhymes are weak, the famine's hit your brain, you're not Battle Royale, you're the Hunger Games. Your army's tame, mine is high and mighty, making you flighty, straight outta Blighty, you gonna strike me? I'm asking politely before I come from York to Cork, fighting knick knack paddy whack, sipping my tea, Right after Germany I'll raze your cities, Now I'm nearly finished, so finish your Guinness, or whatever piss it is they drink in Limerick And thank St Patrick, tomorrow's has-been for all the land I'll take for God and the Queen. Oh what country is this, England, barely a rival to great Éire, Are you taking the piss? The Atlantic, not enough to stop our fire, This marks the end of your empire, Which already leaves nothing of desire, So what happened to your sun, Seems to have set, Your own title, You'll need more than your queen, To have it met. I hear you crying, don't worry pet, Your nation will be finished quickly, For the love of God don't get upset Clearly my last verse has got you frantic, Think Eire's the empire of the Atlantic? You're not fire, shit's a pyre, time to panic, You're going down faster than the Titanic, Time for England, once more into the breach, I'll slaughter in Waterford with my Triremes, So many soldiers I could whip you easily, You've just got a scout stuck in Mississippi, You're even more fucked than your economy, Verses like your potatoes, they so diseased, But don't worry, soon you'll all be deceased, cause you fuccbois more than a catholic priest, Come on then, fuck with the English horde, We could do with practising on little Leprechauns, I got so many weapons ready in my forge, To bitch slap you, for Harry, England and St George. Grand, now I have to survive another round of your patriotic blabberin' You're talk of submarines and your gunning machines have nothing to leave me sobbin' What your queen and country is fit for is nothing more than a clobberin' No wonder you're already at war, you seem to have not taken the hint, The second one of your gunmen gets into a fight, poor fella will go off into a sprint, Go on, mate, have your fucking tea and cake while you can, Your soldiers can barely get a shot on a stray man, let alone an entire clan, I'm sure our whole country would rather starve, than bother meeting a hun, The one time they did, your petty "warriors" were drastically outdone, Good luck with defending your puny colony of Hastings, and your untimely death by Nazi, I can't be bothered with even tastings of your shithole called London, your "city" deserves little paparazzi, Bet you're glad our war hasn't started yet, since your homes will become the result of a Japanese kamikaze, You're finished before you even started, yet I know one thing-full hearted, you rotting twig, Wellington didn't belong in a stable of strong horses, he's a fucking pig, NORWAY VS SWEDEN Okay yall… Were here in Northern Europe for MKII And I know the fans are hating on me and on you Now why the distain? It aint no mystery Here in Civilization, fans love their history Yo, schools in session (school bell) Class, todays subject is TPangs Battle Royale, MK I (sit up straight Mr. /u/Kropenfuer) Back then everyone was pissed about Mess-opotamia Norway was sitting pretty, alone in Scandenavia Shoulda' been a cinch! You had the whole peninsula But you barely made war and you kept so insula So when Stalin burned Oslo you EARNED the name Snoreway And now weve all been forced into a Nordic 4-way I mean it figures, youre just some two-bit mod Im a prime Firaxis, a diplomatic god Ive got a shit UA and shit UU And I still took Eidsvoll away from you This is Norway! The axe-wielding lion of the North Come to foray, on rap battlefield to sally forth Now that Round One is here, we see through Swedish veneer And your tears make it clear that we are your worst fear Whats that in your ears? Sounds like an army of cheers For weve lined your frontiers with a carpet of spears! Your homeland lays empty; not even a boat Like your underwrote Vasa, your hype just wont float Dyou see the ranked vote? Gus, youve been demote! Aint much of a gloat to peg your chances: remote! The one question left now is wholl make the most gains See, Hitler and Poland and Finland have laid claims But this is our moment to claim your domains, for Our banner maintains: Your losses? Our gains! Once we take Stockholm, well party; a gala — And ‘till then, Norwegians will fight to Valhalla! GERMANY VS ROME Oh my you've made a mess of things, I'll listen to you rhymes as they ping, off my legions Segmentata, whilst we conquer you lands we call Germania, my empire inspired you Russia and The Ottomans, and the French but we don't want your amends, the Republic owned the Mediterranean, whilst you couldn't even hit Britain, Italy created your policy of Fascism, but your people clearly study absurdism, you might think your Panzers will scare me, but I rap faster than a bullet to the knee, your role model for nationalism is Arminius, shall I introduce you to my Grand Nephew Germanicus, you can bring Beethoven and Mozart, but in a fight they'd be as useless as a fart, as I am Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus, whilst your own gun brought you to justice, now I am a known as man of means, so I'll crucify you and your Nazis across the Alpennes. POLAND VS FINLAND Hey Poland, what's up homie You should hear the shit that Stalin told me Told me bout your stuggles in settling cities and that you can't forward settle Germany Ya gonna get eliminated that's for sure Got four better civs, knocking at your door The only balls ya got are comics gonna disappear like the supersonics we dealing with the nazis and Huns but they can bite us while you're getting fucked by Leonidas Falling through the rankings part after part Folks jumping on the bandwagon now they falling off the cart We be screaming Hakkaa päälle Best that you get out of our way Run back to Hitler no time to delay Polish eagle ain't no bird of prey Casimir is too busy being STRONK to reply. SPARTA VS BYZANTIUM My schedule's pretty tight right now, but I'll try to pen you in Got dinner plans laid out for me in Rome, Warsaw and Berlin. But when I have some time to kill I'll crush you like your kin Cuz everyone knows King Leo is the only Royal you're gonna win! I'll pwn you purple poser, when at war I'm a composer Molon labe with your mother while I loot Constantinople Verses purer than an opal with more vision than a Jew Just ask the mighty legions of rappers than I've slew You are weak, both mind and body, Rap or spear I'll run you through, What more can I say? Even the Champa have pointier sticks than you. Nice rhymes, Leo, now to put you in the trash, aint nothing that can compete with Alexios raps. Youre not special, youre a glorified barbarian, and you cant beat me, this empire stretches from Cyprus to the CCCP! Youve been in more wars than anyone else, yet you got no cities to display on your shelf! You fought against Rome, and that was just fine, EXCEPT A POLISH SCOUT STOPPED YOUR ‘HELL DINE! Now listen up Leo, and listen up good, your city Sparta? Ha, what a joke. Everything you did? Im the motherfucker that perfected it. Come to war with me and my people be cheering, Ill be pumping out spearmen, Byzantium be leering, victory is nearing. Now if youre gonna come to war with me, look out for a hunchback snitch, unless you wanna die. DEUS VULT, bitch. USSR VS AYYUBIDS STRAIGHT OUTTA MOSCOW CRAZY COMMIE NAMED U/NOT_ENOUGH_CHARACTE FROM A GANG CALLED THE BOLSHEVIK PARTY EGYPT IS ON THE HIT LIST LIST FOR LENIN'S TEAM CALL THAT SHIT A PYRAMID SCHEME ALREADY ON YOUR BORDER, IGNORING ANY PLEA WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED THE RED SEA? SHOOTING UP SULTANS IN MARX'S NAME HE'S GOT THE MOST GANGSTA CLIQUE IN THIS GAME ONE OF US IS A SLAVE, THE OTHER A SLAV NOW HAVE A TASTE OF MY MOLOTOV SOON OVER SINAI WE'LL WAVE THE RED FLAG WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME IN THE GULAG! Do you know what youre getting yourself into? Were not just some nation coming out of the blue. Were the proud, strong Ayyubid nation, While the man who died of a nosebleed is giving you some forceful liberation. We own a mountain important to everyone from the Jews to the people that are Coptic, While your nation struggles to develop an arrow or an optic. Our cities are known worldwide as the cities for trade and growth, While if you said the same youd be lying under oath. Were the pinnacle of the lands of North Africa, While your ranking is worse than every single civ of North and South America. Youve probably had quite a bit more than one too many booze, And tales of your incompetence and crudeness are told from Sydney to Santa Cruz. Its getting quite obvious who the real winner is here, And its not the one here ranked on the bottom tier. It seems that your lines are simply incorrect, Since your citizens are shown such neglect. You let your people fall to the hordes of the east, Letting them be prepared for a Hunnic feast. You think were going to one of your prison camps, Then clearly your nation is run by a group of scamps. Were in the top third of the nations unlike your “motherland”, Which managed to be ranked worse than Ireland. You have no military, no science, no money- And at this point your situations just funny. Well burn your “new” Leningrad to the ground, And this time you wont rebound. The people who are the slaves are the ones in the Soviet Union, And the Huns would like a little reunion. CARTHAGE VS ETHIOPIA Look at the elephant, trying to face off against the lion Youre historically and battle royally as big a threat as the Hawaiians In our corner we got god incarnate Haile Selassie! Shooting up shit with his archer carpets and Mehal Sefari As fast as Tpang builds hype and throws shrimps on his barbie Hes one bad ass emperor, the fucking Lion of Judah! Everybody knows him, from Sydney to Berlin and even Tortuga Whats your leader famous for? Cuz Im not quite sure That riding some elephants over some hills and then not taking Rome And exiling himself from home Is quite cause for celebration Trying to encourage participation? Youre pathetic, well be kind and quickly storm your capital Youre gonna lose even more cities than fucking Br1 Hannibal! The year is 20 sixty 5, down the valley old Hannibal flies We staunched the ashanti of ejura, a curse we were in the Drumroll war. Hannibal is literally the ice cube of Africa Beating women in conquered cities creating a massacre He may be intellectually bankrupt but he makes it up with the sword Ambitious and dreamy Hell send the ashanti skyward Hell turkey slap Ethiopia with his morning wood And theyll take it like how blacks take police brutality in he hood We may be the Turtle of Africas west But we get harbours in every city fuck yeah were the best I forget how generic haile Selassie really is Hes an autist, his only lover is his wrist His parents probably think hes a waste of jizz And I end it here, carthage is open for business! You talk big for someone that couldnt handle an imperial power Carthage aint on no maps, nothing but salt, not even a flower Should have seen us at Adwa, if you wanted to know how to fight an Italian Ethiopias as independent as a feminist Battalion Whats wrong, need your elephant give you a kiss? Are you still sad about what happened at Hippo Regius? Look at you getting your ass whooped by fools worshiping a Golden Stool Do we need to get over there and take you back to civ School? Because youre nothing but glorified elephant drivers Ethiopians are survivors, thrivers, modernizers and decolonizers So spread the word, lock up, lights out, tell your elephants goodnight Because the Lion of Judah is about to take his first bite! PERSIA VS MUGHALS Good Job, you guys took a city, But only in part 4. Truthfully told, you Mughals just really make me snore. You're rated high in the rankings, but the Persians don't really care. To you we say salaam kqarsalu, In english, hello, fat bear. Theres only one powerful civ here, Its most definitely us, son, cause before you can upgrade your spearmen to pikes, we'll be out there shooting our guns. PERSIA? WHAT A JOKE! ONE OF THE WEAKEST PLAYERS! CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR ARMY TO THE HIMA-FUCKIN' LAYAS! ACHAEMENID EMPIRE? BULLSHIT YOU WAAAAAY UNDER PAR! YOU'RE EVEN TURTLING HARDER THAN MYAN-FUCKING-MAR! ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT WE GOT A GAME WINNING STRATEGY, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT YOUR EMPIRES A COMPLETE UTTER TRAGEDY? YOU'LL BE MAIMED, ENSLAVED, ET-CET-ER-RA! BET CHU KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT. DEATH TO PERSIA! Hey Nice Rap bro, did ya have to yell so loud? In case you haven't noticed, you're in the middle of a crowd. I think you'll peak early then fall flat on your face leaving plenty of room for the persian master race. Just cuz were under par doesn't mean we have no potential if you look under the surface, our power is torrential! We bide our time, just turtling in the shadows, you have less a chance to win as finding El Dorado. We'll make an impact in the world, you'll definitely feel our presence, darius raised an empire, while you were brought down to peasants. We were brought here for a purpose, no question we'll deliver, Cuz our flows so cold, EVEN THE INUIT SHIVER. From Afghanistan to Hindustan, to PK in between, We're a cultural powerhouse that'll end your Persian dream. You're up against a real superpower, it's really quite sad, We'll stream-roll you worse than the Mongols sacking Baghdad! backing voice then quickly shouts in the background "U MAAAAD. Your golden age will run flat, as soon as our armies attack, Prepare to watch Persepolis go from golden to ash black. Better learn how to read a dictionary, go look up assimilation, It's only a matter of time before your lands are part of our nation Even your women deserted you, they really loved our dope saris, They even became our queens. d'ya even remember Mumtaz and Kandahari? Oh wait I forgot. Y'all were all hiding in a satraps court! While Akbar be banging all your Persian bitches down in his red fort! Once we've stormed your palace, you'll surrender and plea, Best pray that we don't sanction you even worse than Khomeini (insert OOOOoooooooo! Here) YAKUTIA VS JAPAN Alright, cut me some slack because I don't do this ever, But, Japan, you're in the midst of a depressing endeavor. If, maybe, you stayed loyal to Oda Nobunaga, You wouldn't be so boring in Part 4 of your saga. You're trying to compete for the most pointiest sticks, But you only seem to have the most littlest dicks. You're tactics are whack, and you're proving to be useless, Quit turtling, you coward, and do something ruthless. You "shot up the Power Rankings like a Tianjin blast. Well, I'm sorry, but that's just Part 2 in the past, And it's a shame, because I like that your start bias is coast, But your performance, so far, has been nothing to boast. Do us all a favor, and send some units to Seoul, So we can all stop thinking you're a worthless asshole. But if I ever see you make your way up to the tundra, Just know that you're not gonna have any fundra. Albinoredguard, why are you making this easy? You didn't submit a verse. Are you trying to tease me? For that, you should be given an automatic DQ, But, first, I have some things I'd to like to say to you. Your flair? Just dump it. You obviously don't want it. You're lazier than a pothead who just took his eighth blunt hit. You acted like a clown, except you made your whole team frown, And, when they see you around, you're gonna get a beat down. "But I'm sorry! Forgive me! I have an excuse. Were you busy letting someone pound your butt hole loose? I heard Yakutia's Funhau5 is hung like a moose, Which is why you're gonna struggle passing your next deuce. I have nothing bad to say about your Emperor Meiji, He did nothing to induce this atomic, verbal wedgie. So here are 16 lines that only you deserve. Remember this as the day your fucking whack ass got served. MONGOLIA VS TIBET Spiritual- my soul is free like Tibet Dalai Lama reaps my advice and respect Unlike Genghis Khan "villainy n death" This pale blue spot not just a skin defect You're horde's nothing but a band of whores I got plenty of Condoms- this means war I can't be stopped, I'm the reincarnate Your swords strict but you betta get ya bars straight I'm all about the peace, in the far east I'll blow you away like a Himalayan breeze Maximize all my religious beliefs You're eyes burn from the holiness that is ME This advice to you should not go unstored Too many wars n whores can make a mind bored Another turn You must grow- shed the sword Or your nation will drop just like ya jaw (you can listen to a recorded version here. I'm the great khan of the mongol hordes I crush foreign lords, clash swords, we go to war I want more, a roar of a battle cry temujin flies up in the sky with air strikes no matter the era, the fuck did you hear? that genghis keshiks fuck you from the rear? I roll through with catapults, landships to nukes but my nomad blood keeps me close to my roots like I won't let city states stand like my clan eliminates bitches from kiev to yuan my battle plan revolves around your destruction my civ's influx of cities grant no fucks son I'm a grandmaster of war, no denial your basic monks stand no chance of survival and when I die boy, your city burns I stand by and fortify my troops, 10HP per turn (You can listen to a recorded version here. You're mind's too caught up on war and fights man Like a 4 year old who just learnt of violence Grow the FUCK up, put down your Vicodin It's time for bed, don't you still need a night light Gen? A right end, KARMA will cut your life short I see you shat your pants- Yakutsk's got ya hurt I can see your future- insert burnt yurts You'll live in poverty a palace of dirt Genghis Khan a once great warrior lord Genghis Khan a cunt to be quartered and drawn I vent this par as I must stop your spawn So shut the fuck up like I shut down this song Yeah you could call me a pacifist No need to pass a fist, I got my words for this I'd rape your spirit once your life's been pissed But you'd enjoy it too much you masochist Jaw dropping? lets be honest that's the least of your problems your weak prohpets are nothing, I leave no sign of stopping just try and step up to the steppe, meet keshik arrows you call yourself holy, well you're hole-y now bro villainy and death? you're goddamn right it's my goddamn right, to end your goddamn life you bring your condoms along, but you're not my type burn you like ancient tinder, imma leftward swipe you get bored of war? I guess you don't have the stomach you cower away in your temples, afraid to leave the summit while your population plummets since i can never resist to raid your little nation, complacent and sumbmissive So you lay your bars down and you think that you're smart but imma bring this rap "battle" right back to the start who give's a damn about the fuckin dalai lamas respect? because even in the future you're just china's pet CHINA VS VIETNAM TIME TO STRIDE BACK INTO SOUTHEAST ASIA LOOKIN' A LITTLE ROUGH I'LL CURE WHAT AILS YA ARRIVE IN THIS SHIT LIKE I DROP NAPALM BOMBS BEEN A ROUGH THOUSAND YEARS FOR THE KINGDOM OF NAM BETTER OFF AS MY COLONY WASN'T THAT COOL? TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU UNDER FRENCH RULE! YOU FLOW SLOW, SPIT SOFT YOUR RHYMES JUST AIN'T STRONG YOU SURE AIN'T A KING MORE LIKE A DONKEY CONG! YOU STAND THERE HAUGHTY ACTING LIKE YOU WAS JAPAN WHILE YOUR ENTIRE CULTURE WAS SHAPED BY MY HANS I THINK I SHOULD CALL IT YOU'RE LOOKIN' KIND OF BEAT JUST GOT ONE MORE BURN IN ME THEN MY VICTORY'S COMPLETE IT'S THE GREATEST CHALLENGE FOR THIS SICK-SPITTIN' RHYMESMITH TURNS OUT THERE AIN'T NOTHING THAT AGENT ORANGE RHYMES WITH! IF YOU WANNA BATTLE US YOU'LL FIND MAO JUST TOO LEGIT YOU CHOSE THE WRONG SIDE OF THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT BURMA VS PHILIPINES Oh look, it's Burma, wanting to fight us on demand To be honest, the world thinks of you as West Thailand You had a useless war against Champa, that's a shame But then again, you Indochinese all look the same The 'Pagan Empire' founded Buddhism? Bunch of whacks We'd rather follow the other with hookers and yaks You say of the wrath of Anawrahta: It's cool, it rocks" We guess you're compensating for your little peacocks Face it, Burma, you don't stand a chance against us now Might as well run to your real capital Naypyitaw The Philippines will bring the End of Your Strife (straight to Rangoon. Kaba Ma Kyei? Too bad, it starts with your life (with our typhoon. We'll await your return and feeble comeback, Burma We hope you brought cold water, because we just burned ya! While Rizal was pooping propaganda about freedom and oppression Anawratha reformed religion, marking out a brand new nation Infrastructure built with patience, intensive agricult'ral changes! So see if you can cross our triple mountain ranges! We've both built canals, but yours is in your capital One measly hypertyphoon and you're outta this battle Your start was so bad Tpang had to give you buffs The result of Rizal's resolve was simply not enough Got colonised twice and lost your surname identities Can't keep your islands from your Chinese enemies What's wrong with you? Ya like the most eastern Western country! Why don't you come visit Burma to see an Asian society? We have generals who conquered all of Indochina! You're on an stupid puny island so I'm gonna remind ya You need to conquer people to win the Battle Royale There's no way you're ever gonna win with that morale So I heard your rap, it's entirely a hit-and-miss! You fail to see what we've mastered in your previous diss! Spitting shite, agriculture? I'll show you Banaue! UNESCO Site, making Incans run for their money! Magellan dared to come with guns and ships at his command; We impaled that motherfucker for coming to our land! You've seen the BR update? Your military's trapped tight! Your empire's ready to taste, Tibet wants a fucking bite! Let's be real, Afghanistan's the one that'll hit you hard; Now we all know who is the first empire in the graveyard! You couldn't hurt the Champa, war's never your thing anyway; And what you couldn't defend is your settler in Mandalay! Myanmar, can't handle me-an' more of these bars, it's a pathetic and pitiful way to lose! In BR, even when you got into two wars, your UA and UU won't ever be used! With your dropping and turtling, where now is your leader general? Gotta go fast, you poor thing, before I crush you like emerald! Ha! You better switch your style cuz we're a cultural-phile Burma getting Great Writers when I conquer! Now I dunno if you know, but my raps so dope I technically am Burma's Great Writer! How much more Western can an eastern country get? I mean your name's Daniel and you got a wierd accent. While the Philippines did nothing, we warred against the Champa I mean your nation's looking weak like a 130-year old Grampa. No one can spell the name of your country. (Kantot. So come give Burma investment money! We're hot. And I kid you not that I'll spend it all like a stereotypical Burmese! Seriously, dude, you need some emotion Don't you know the hype train's in motion? this Burma's burning with counter-isolation! You can't just put on some burnblocking lotion KIMBERLEY VS AUSTRALIA First of all - let me introduce myself Im the badass muh-fucker From south of yall Jandamarra, hell track ya down Put a spear through your leg And a hole in your crown Now Australia – I know you think youre tough And compared to some, yah you might be rough But I was born to this Bred to this The outback is where I fucking bled for this So come now Australia, Its time to settle the score For Terra Nullius dont apply here anymore.

Free Full Da han møtte henne - eller vennskap og sex marriage. Free full da han m c3 b8tte henne- eller vennskap og sex new. Quality of this renders it unwatchable. I liked the movie but ending was disappointing.

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Free Full Da han møtte henne - eller vennskap og sexy.
It's Nora Ephron's movie. She wrote it.
Free Full Da han møtte henne - eller vennskap og sexual.
Meg Ryan is stunning. The way she looks at him when he walks in is beautiful.
Wait, if he didnt recognize it right away doesnt that mean its unfamiliar to him meaning hes never seen it before meaning hes right that a woman has never faked it with him? Love the scene but it doesnt make sense to me.

Dos it have spanish subtitel. If her eyes dont look possessed with a haze of lust. Shes faking it. Free Full Da han møtte henne - eller vennskap og sexuelle. As a film student I'm constantly coming across "must see films" which I haven't got around to watching yet, or I find myself in a situation where I get asked "how have you not seen [name of film] don't you study film. I've also always found it hard to retain the large amount of information and history that comes with film study. I decided the best way to ensure I better retained all of this information wasn't to continue what I was doing which was trying to take it in from lectures, books and other resources whilst watching films in a non-linear fashion; but to try and approximate, as best I could, a linear experience of film history. I decided the best way to approximate this linear-experience would probably be best achieved by watching 100 films from each decade. By doing so, I would be able to not only ensure to cross off a lot of films I've never seen before, but I would also be able to better remember the people, the history of film. Granted there a number of issues you could take with my list; and in no way to I claim this to ultimate list of films. For instance my list only starts in 1950 skipping the Silent Era and the Hollywood Golden Age. Secondly it's extremely English-language orientated, with a very significant majority being American; meaning a lot of very very important film movements from across the globe have been skipped entirely. There are obviously going to be more issues as well, and you might feel I've missed some very important films in the process of creating this list; however I've done my best to take 100 films from every decade from the 50s until now which will provide a great deal of context and hopefully be very entertaining and rewarding. I'm fairly certain this list will be beneficial to many, especially those who are just becoming interested in film and its history. It can be further distilled and shaped and used to create other lists, so have fun with it. Note: The list has a few a lot more international films from 00s on-wards as I used BBC's 100 films of the 21st Centuries List which can be accessed here if you haven't seen it: Now here's the list for you all. I hope it serves as a useful list and might be able to generate great discussion. 1950 Sunset Boulevard All About Eve Treasure Island In a Lonely Place Rashomon The Gunfighter The Asphalt Jungle 1951 The Thing The Steel Helmet A Streetcar Named Desire The Day the Earth Stood Still Strangers on a Train A Place In the Sun The African Queen An American In Paris 1952 Ikiru High Noon Singin in the Rain The Bad and the Beautiful The Greatest Show on Earth The Big Sky 5 Fingers 1953 The Wild One Stalag 17 Roman Holiday Julius Caesar Tokyo Story From Here to Eternity Shane 1954 The Caine Mutiny Sabrina Rear Window Dial M for Murder On the Waterfront A Star is Born Carmen Jones Seven Samurai Johnny Guitar Three Coins in the Fountain 1955 East of Eden The Seven Year Itch To Catch a Thief Artists and Models The Night of the Hunter Kiss Me Deadly The Man From Laramine Oklahoma! Bad Day at Black Rock Rifif The Man With the Golden Arm Blackboard Jungle Rebel Without a Cause Marty Guys and Dolls 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers The Killing The Man Who Knew Too Much The Searchers Forbidden Planet The Wrong Man Around the World in 80 Days The Ten Commandments Giant La Strada Picnic Baby Doll 1957 12 Angry Men Witness for the Prosecution The Incredible Shrinking Man Paths of Glory Peyton Place Mother India Funny Face Gunfight at the OK Central Sayonara A Face in the Crowd The Bridge on the River Kwai Sweet Smeel of Success Throne of Blood Jailhouse Rock Wild Strawberries 1958 Vertigo The Defiant Ones Horror of Dracula Gigi Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Touch of Evil Seperate Tables 1959 North by Northwest Anatomy of a Murder The Young Philadelphians Gidget Ben Hur Pillow Talk A Summer Place Hercules Some Came Running Rio Bravo Some Like it Hot On the Beach 1960 La Dolce Vita The Apartment Elmer Gantry Psycho Spartacus The Magnificent Seven The Time Machine Never on Sunday 1961 One, Two, Free The Misfits The Hustler Breakfast at Tiffanys Two Women The Pit and the Pendulum Where the Boys Are West Side Story Splendor in the Grass 1962 Ride High Country Lonely Are the Brave What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? The Miracle Worker David and Lisa The Longest Day Lawrence of Arabia Lolita The Interns The Manchurian Candidate 1963 America America The Birds Beach Party Tom Jones The Victors The Great Escape Hud Cleopatra Days of Wine and Roses 1964 The Carpetbaggers A Hard Days Night Becket Goldfinger Dr. Strangelove The Pink Panther My Fair Lady Marry Poppins The Americanization of Emily Zorba Greek 1965 The Sound of Music Darling Whats New, Pussycat? The Pawnbroker Mickey One Doctor Zhivago 1966 The Russians Are Comming The Russians Are Comming Born Free Alfie A Man For All Seasons The Professionals Blow-Up Whos Affraid of Virginia Woolf? A Man and a Woman The Wild Angels 1967 Barefoot in the Park In the Heat of the Night The Graduate Youre A Big Boy Now Cool Hand Luke The Trip Valley of the Dolls Bonnie and Clyde In Cold Blood The Dirty Dozen The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Planet of the Apes 2001: A Space Odessey Barbarella Wild In the Streets Petulia Rosemarys Baby 1968 The Producers The Odd Couple Funny Girl Pretty Poison The Green Berets Belle De Joup Rachel, Rachel I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! Bullitt Romeo and Juliet The Killing of Sister George Midnight Cowboy True Grit The Wild Bunch 1969 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid The Shoot Horses, Dont They Alices Restaurant Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Medium Cool The Sterile Cuckoo Take the Money and Run Easy Rider 1970 The Molly Maguires Hi, Mom! The Ballad of Cable Hogue The Landlord Catch-22 Wanda Five Easy Pieces The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes Wheres Poppa? Little Big Man 1971 Vanishing Point Get Carter The Andromeda Strain The Beguiled Pretty Maids All in a Row Bananas Taking Off Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? Klute The Hired Hand The French Connection Carnal Knowledge Play Misty for Me A Clockwork Orange Harold and Maude Dirty Harry 1972 The Rolling Stones: Cocksucker Blues Silent Running Prime Cut Fat City Deliverance Junior Bonner Bad Company The King of Marvin Gardens Pulp The Getaway 1973 Steelyard Blues The Long Goodbye Scarecrow The Friends of Eddie Coyle Dillinger White Lightning Electra Glide in Blue Charley Varrick The Outfit Mean Streets Serpico The Last Detail Sleeper The Laughing Policeman The Exorcist 1974 Thieves Like Us Busting The Conversation Dirty Mary Crazy Larry Thunderbolt and Lightfoot The Swinging Cheerleaders The Parallax View The Dion Brothers The Terminal Man Chinatown California Split Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia 11 Harrowhouse The Texas Chain Saw Massacre The Taking of Pelham One Two Three The Yakuza 1975 Welfare Smile The Passenger The Day of the Locust Race with the Devil Night Moves The Drowning Pool Dog Day Afternoon Hard Times Milestones One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest 1976 Taxi Driver The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea The Missouri Breaks The Fron Marathon Man Assault on Precinct 13 Bound for Glory 1977 The Late Show Annie Hall Rolling Thunder Looking for Mr. Goodbar 1978 Blue Collar Fingers Straight Time Martin The Driver Wholl Stop the Rain 1979 The Warriors Alien Apocalypse Now Wise Blood Being There 1980 Airplane! Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back Raging Bull The Shinning Ordinary People Kagemusha Heavens Gate 1981 Raiders of the Lost Ark An American Werewolf in London Chariots of Fire Das Boot The Evil Dead Gallipoli Arthur Thief Blow Out 1982 Blade Runner E. T. Fast Times at Ridgemont High The Thing 48 Hrs. Tootsie First Blood Gandhi Poltergeist 1983 Scarface Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Local Hero The Man With Two Brains The Big Chill Terms of Endearment The Dead Zone 1984 Ghost Busters Once Upon a Time In America The Terminator This Is Spinal Tap Beverly Hills Cop Amadeus Top Secret A Nightmare on Elm Street Paris Texas Blood Simple The Killing Fields A Passage to India 1985 Back to the Future The Breakfast Club Ran The Colour Purple Out of Africa The Purple Rose of Cairo Brazil Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters After Hours The Goonies To Live and Die in L. A. 1986 Ferris Buellers Day Off Platoon Aliens Blue Velvet Stand By Me Jean De Florette Crocodile Dundee The Fly Top Gun Little Shop of Horrors Sid and Nancy Lucas Something Wild 1987 Fatal Attraction Full Metal Jacket Wall Street Evil Dead II Raising Arizona Withnail and I The Princess Bride Good Morning Vietnam The Last Emperor The Untouchables Lost Boys 1988 Die Hard The Naked Gun: From The Files of Police Squad Akira Cinema Paradisio Big A Cry in the Dark Heathers The Last Temptation of Christ Rain Man My Neighbor Totoro The Thin Blue Line Mississippi Burning They Live 1989 Do The Right Thing When Harry Met Sally Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade The Killer Batman Dead Poets Society Driving Miss Daisy The Killer My Left Foot Say Anything Field of Dreams 1990 Edward Scissorhands Life Is Sweet Wild at Heart Metropolitan To Sleep With Anger Paris Is Burning Close-Up Goodfellas 1991 A Brighter Summer Day Raise the Red Lantern Terminator 2: Judgment Day La Belle Noiseuse Madonna: Truth or Dare Poison JFK The Double Life of Veronique My Own Private Idaho Barton Fink Slacker The Silence of the Lambs 1992 Orlando Singles The Long Day Closes Bad Lieutenant Waynes World Unforgiven The Player Reservoir Dogs Malcolm X 1993 The Age of Innocce Schindlers List Dazed and Confused Naked Three Colors: Blue Groundhog Day The Piano 1994 Clerks Dumb and Dumber Once Were Warriors The Shawshank Redemption Satantango Natural Born Killers Heavenly Creatures The Lion King Crumb Chungking Express Pulp Fiction Hoop Dreams 1995 Billy Madison The Usual Suspects Casino The City of Lost Children Before Sunrise Friday Clueless Seven Heat Kids Dead Man Toy Story Safe 1996 Romeo + Juliet Lone Star Swingers When We Were Kings Scream Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills Breaking the Waves Crash Trainspotting Fargo 1997 The Ice Storm Titanic Jackie Brown L. Confidential Starship Troopers Fireworks (Hana-Bi) The Sweet Hereafter Princess Mononoke Boogie Nights 1998 Buffalo ‘66 Velvet Goldmine Last Night Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Theres Something About Mary Babe: Pig in the City The Big Lebowski Out of Sight Rushmore 1999 The Virgin Suicides Election Audition Being John Malkovich American Beauty All About My Mother The Blair Witch Project Magnolia Eyes Wide Shut Fight Club The Matrix Beau Travail 2000 Requiem for a Dream The Gleaners and I Almost Famous Werckmeister Harmonies Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Memento Yi Yi: A One and a Two In the Mood for Love The Beach Traffic O Brother, Where Art Thou? Billy Elliot Amores Perros American Psycho 2001 Amélie A. I. Artificial Intelligence The Royal Tenenbaums Moulin Rouge! Spirited Away Mulholland Drive Donnie Darko The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2002 Narc Ten The Pianist Far From Heaven City of God Talk to Her 25th Hour Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Adaptation Bowling for Columbine Gangs of New York The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Punch Drunk Love Russian Ark 28 Days Later 2003 Finding Nemo The Return Big Fish Kill Bill Vol. 1 Dogville Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring Oldboy Lost in Translation The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Love Actually Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 21 Grams 2004 Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Before Sunset Moolaadé Bad Education The Incredibles Kill Bill Vol. 2 Million Dollar Baby The Passion of Christ Sideways Shaun of the Dead Supersize Me Tropical Malady Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2005 Brick Kiss Kiss Bang Bang A History of Violence Brokeback Mountain The New World Caché Capote Batman Begins Lord of War Crash A History of Violence 2006 The Fall Apocalypto Babel Casino Royale The Departed The Inconvenient Truth Little Miss Sunshine Volver United 93 Syndromes and a Century The Lives of Others Pans Labyrinth Children of Men 2007 Im Not There Zodiac Across the Universe Atonement Gone Baby Gone Juno Michael Clayton Ratatouille The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days No Country for Old Men There Will Be Blood The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 2008 Let the Right One In The Headless Woman The Hurt Locker The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Dark Knight WALL-E Synecdoche, New York Frost/Nixon Gran Torino Milk Revolutionary Road Slumdog Millionaire 2009 Watchmen The White Ribbon Moon The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo White Material The Secret in Their Eyes A Prophet A Serious Man Fish Tank Inglourious Basterds 2010 Buried Blue Valentine Black Swan True Grit Inception Certified Copy Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives The Social Network 2011 Take Shelter Shame The Artist The Turin Horse Once Upon a Time in Anatolia Melancholia Margaret A Separation The Tree of Life Drive Super 8 2012 Looper Moonrise Kingdom Spring Breakers Tabu Stories We Tell Zero Dark Thirty Amour The Master Holy Motors The Act of Killing Mud Dredd Seven Psychopaths The Place Beyond the Pines 2013 Rush Before Midnight Snowpiercer Inside Llewyn Davis Her Dallas Buyers Club Wolf of Wall Street Only Lovers Left Alive Prisoners The Great Beauty Under the Skin Ida Blue Is the Warmest Color 12 Years a Slave 2014 Inherent Vice Goodbye to Language Leviathan Birdman Timbuktu The Grand Budapest Hotel Boyhood Gone Girl Whiplash 2015 Spotlight Carol The Assassin Brooklyn Inside Out Son of Saul Mad Max: Fury Road Amy The Big Short Ex Machina The Martian Room Revenant Sicario 2016 Hail, Caesar! Hell or High Water Lion Manchester by the Sea Moonlight Nocturnal Animals 2017 Okja Baby Driver Dunkirk The Beguiled Trainspotting 2 Edit: Replaced Dumb and Dumber with Once Were Warriors.

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Continuing We are mapping along, rather, I was mapping along and Leo was monitoring our various gas levels. He was still a bit skittish about being gassed in some abandoned mine; even more so after I told him to do a couple off deep-knee bends and watch his monitor. He remained ramrod straight up from that point on. Heavier gasses always collect nearer the floor. Its just that they usually become mixed with the moving surface air and dont remain pooled for overly long. Were trudging along, slip-sliding through the goo, poo, and shmoo of the mine floor. Mud, organic detritus, but oddly enough, no animals; no signs at all, not even spoor. I dont mean just the larger critters like cats and rats and elephants, but no evidence of spiders, scorpions, snakes, or unicorns. I puzzled a bit, then a thought hit. I dipped my gas monitor slowly to the floor of the mine while Leo kept a keen eye on me. “Holy shit, ” I said, “This whole mine is one, huge death gulch. Its just were too tall to tell. ” I didnt realize just how long this mines been static and atmospherically stratified. This is not supposed to be able to happen. I key the mike on our radios. “Guys, heads up. Stratified air column. Breathable air levels OK above four feet, below that SCBA must be worn. Be advised. Careful walking around. You might cause the stagnant heavier-than-air gasses to mix and waft upwards. Walk slowly and with purpose. Check your Self Rescuers. High alert status. ” A stratiform air column like this is not such an unusual situation in many mines and caves. But it is when the air column has such a strong, obvious upper airflow, and still develops such a heavily stratified vertical air column with the heavier gasses still concentrated toward the base; well, thats one for the books. After a bit of consideration over the scenario, I get back on the radio. “OK, guys, ” I say over the radio, “New plan: evacuation. Photograph everything on the way out. Lets rendezvous at the first inner drift ASAP. Mind your monitors. If you must go into any hollow or declivity, use your SCBA. Apply caution. Maximum effort. ” “Roger that, ” I received from Chuck and Al. Leo and I walked stiffly back to our pre-arranged meeting point. We all meet and were fine. All gas monitor levels are in the green. Some gas levels that should be in the serious green were just hovering in the lower green. But all within acceptable values. “Chuck, ” I say, “Youre the tallest. Spark an orange smoke-bomb and hold it high above your head. ” We had specially-designed MIL-spec luminous-smoke smoke-bombs. As I said: Back off, man. Were scientists. He did so and the orange smoke was immediately wafted into a horizontal layer that spread above our heads through the mine on the obvious airflow. “OK, as I expected. ” I said, “OK, guys, watch this. ” I spark a purple smoke-bomb and drop it into the lowest divot on the mine floor. The purple smoke mooched around near the ground. It spread laterally but didnt rise. It formed pools, impoundments, and puddles. “Stratified lower air column with a strong active upper airflow. OK, thats a new one. ” I said. We spent the rest of the day in the mine carefully documenting this weird phenomenon. If this isnt one for Science Magazine and the Weathers Prize, I dont know what is. Back at camp, after de-gearing, and checking that we hadnt brought any nasties along with us, we formulated our revenge. “This fucking mine aggravates me. We did everything by the book, yet it still threw us a curve, ” Chuck notes, peevishly. “Looks like we are going to need to re-write some geochemistry books, ” I reply. “Well, ” Al adds, “Were getting more data than any lab will know what to do with. What are we going to do about the mine, I mean besides close it? Its easy as deadly as that one where Leo knocked on that locker of old explosives. ” Leo bristles. Chuck and Al laugh. I shake my head and grab a beer. “Rock? ” Leo asks, “Youve been awfully quiet. Your thoughts on the subject? ” “Oh, hell. Theres no question about it. ” I say, “Were going to kill this fucking mine. Kill it fucking true and dead. ” Chuck, Al, and Leo look at me and say: “Now youre talkin! ” I lay out the plans for the next two days. “Its going to take some doing, but I want you guys to prepare the adit for dynamiting. Stay close to the entrance as I dont want to have to suit up to drag your hapless asses out. ” I tell them. “And the good Doctor? ” Al asks. “Oh, Im going to gin up a special little surprise for our friend, ” I say, “Ive got to map the gas concentrations in the mine from the geochemical and air data sample data we took. ” “Uh, oh. This sounds ominous, ” Chuck says. “Oh, no, no, no. Nothing like that. Just the proper amount of unstable chemicals delivered to the proper place. ” I reply, with a very evil-looking increasing Grinch-like grin. “Doctor. Youre doing that thing again. Youre scaring your colleagues. ” Al says with wide eyes. I do a quick Groucho-style eyebrow waggle, give a small wave, take my cold beer, and saunter over to the back of my truck while I open up the trailer. I start with an inventory of our remaining explosives. The guys begin work on getting the adit ready for demolition. Its taking me a bit more time than I planned, so I allow Chuck and Leo to go back into the mine and get some further airflow and gas concentration data. I work that new information into my maps. Im up all hours, posting data, verifying data, swearing at missed data points and outliers, smoking cigars, having my toddies for warmth, strength and inspiration, mapping and contouring data. The guys are just leaving me alone to my own devices. They drop by every so often with a cold beer, being inquisitive, but Im being ambiguous. “Thanks for the suds, but youre going to have to wait just a little while longer, ” I tell them, grinning evilly. Ive even gone to skipping meals, Im that focused. Finally, Im done. The mine has been mapped as to concentrations of six different gasses. Ive located the perfect spot in the mine for my little gift; the place where isocons, lines connecting equal values of concentration, of methane and oxygen intersect. Im going to let this nasty old hole in the ground help us destroy it. The mine adits been worked, charged, and primed. In fact, the demo wire leading back to the portal is grounded out against the leg of my camp chair. After dinner dishes, I call everyone over to my truck. I have an announcement to make. “OK, guys, heres the deal, ” as I whip back the sheet of tarpaulin to reveal my masterwork. There lies a six-foot-long torpedo composed of multiple layers of various explosives. It weighs about 450 or so pounds. It would weigh more, but thats the last of our explosives for the season. I have no intentions of taking any back. I hate the paperwork. We have a battery-powered wheeled A-frame we can use to drag the thing to its final resting place. The guys look. Blink. Look again, eyes wide, and just slowly say: “F…. U…C…. K…” “Yeah, ” I beam, “Shes a beaut, aint she? ” “Holy hopping fuck, Rock, ” Chuck says, “We just want to kill this mine, not vaporize it. ” “You people just dont listen. ”, I say, shaking my head. “Remember: ‘Nothing succeeds like excess. ” I profess. Leo asks me whats all in it. “Oh. A little of this, a little of that, a lot of love…” I say. “No. Really. ” Leo persists. “OK. Full disclosure, ” I begin, “From the center out: Torpex, Kinestik and HELIX binaries. Then, Tyvek and duct tape. Layer two: RDX, PETN, ANFO, Tyvek, and duct tape. Layer three: Seismogel, Tyvek and duct tape. Layer four: 40% Extra Fast Dynamite, 60% Extra Fast Dynamite, Tyvek and duct tape. Layer five: Blasting caps, Primacord, C-4, Tyvek and duct tape. All wrapped up in jolly Kevlex blasting skin. ” One of our radio-controlled detonators is the cherry on top. I smile as I sproing the little detonators antenna. “SPROING, SPROING, SPROING, ” sproinged the antenna as it waved cheerily to and fro. “Rock, ” Al says, “Thats…ah, I dont know. Thats just overkill personified. I fucking love it. ” “Gentlemen, heres the deal., ” I say, “Miners left their mark. Taggers leave their mark. Id appreciate it if you all would sign this little creation as our proper and fitting final testimonial to our desert adventures. ” “Doctor, ” they all say, “Wed be honored. ” We manhandle the thing down out of my truck. We assemble the electric woky that well use to sling the thing into the mine, in just such a precise position, tomorrow after morning chow. The days shot, and its dinner time. Leo attempts again but redeems himself with grilled bratwurst and fresh-made sourdough buns, corn on the cob, sauerkraut, boiled buttered baby potatoes, and banana, chocolate, and marshmallow dessert burritos. After clean up, we sit around and reflect. We also have a couple of tots. And a few toddies. With a couple of shots. We add to that a few beers. And the better part of a bottle of my best Polish vodka. I have to admit, that after those last two days of mapping and fabrication, Im a bit on the snoozy side. I say good night to my colleagues and sleep the sleep of the just, dreaming my dreamy little demolition dreams. The next morning, after a quick breakfast of sausage, egg, and cheese hash brown pies and coffee, I wander over to my truck to inspect, for one final time, our last creation together. Its not there. “The fuck? ” I say, “I could have sworn I left it here last night…” I hear Chuck, Al, and Leo calling me back over to camp central. I wander over and there it is, by creation, nestled all snug and secure in its travel cradle. But its not the same as I left it last night. Somethings changed… My guys, my stalwart colleagues, used all our remaining spray paint and committed an act of art on the goofy thing. Leo may have had a sheltered life, but he sure knows how to paint. The thing is aglow with transparent taupe, sky-blue pink, hot beige, electric mauve, neon periwinkle, fluorescent peach, and shocking lavender. Chuck and Al were obviously responsible for all the geo-graffiti on the device. “Reunite Gondwanaland! ” “Protest dinoflagellates! Signed. he Mesozoic society against perverted practices. ” “All my faults are normal! ” “Geologists know how to make the bedrock! ” “Lets get dates and funky. Well all be (Mg, Fe ²⁺)₂(Mg, Fe ²⁺)₅Si₈O₂₂(OH)₂” And other similar sad stabs at geological humor. Plus there were three bold signatures, with room for one more. I was moved. It was a really nice touch by my students, nay, my colleagues. “Guys, ” I say, “that is a violent work of art. ” “Not until its signed by its author, ” Al says and hands me a Sharpie. With a flourish, I sign the device: “Dr. Rocknocker. From the best field team in the history of detonic chemistry and geology. [date] Nevada, USA. ” Leo looks over and says, “Well, Doctor. We ready to go now? ” “Yeah, ” I reply, briefly wiping my eyes as a quick dust storm must have blown through, “I do believe it is time. ” We suit up in our mine access gear, leaving back fully 75% of the usual kit, just taking our gas monitors, SCBA gear, and Self Rescuers. Were going to need all hands on deck to wheel this thing up to the mine. “Doc, ” Al suggests, “How about this? Ill get the Land Cruiser, and back it down here. We hook up the A-frame to the trailer hitch, leave the frame in neutral and Ill drag it up to the adit. ” “Damn good thinking, ” I reply. “Make it so, gentlemen. Ill meet you up there. ” Al does so and just to impress me, backs the damn thing all the way up the access trail right to the mines adit. He later tells me he likes to fish, has a boat, and spends a lot of his summers backing a boat trailer up and down a lake access ramp. We unhook the A-frame and engage the electric motor. Luckily, my selected spot is in the middle of the main tunnel, down about 350 meters. Al says hell park the truck, well deliver the device, and can all ride back to camp in the Land Cruiser. 45 minutes later, were bouncing down the access road with the empty A-frame trailer in tow. We were done and dusted in less than an hour. I figured this would take us at least half a day. I explain that I want the adit blown first, to seal off the mine one way or the other. Then well wait an hour or so, and then initiate the device. I want it all nice and quiet in the mine when I pop this party favor. The guys go through the safety dance, and when I say “HIT IT! ” the mine adit explodes inward and downward. Theres a huge blow of dust as the debris settles. This mine is permanently closed for business. Now, I want to drive the last nail in its metaphorical coffin. But first, I want to savor the moment. I pop a bottle of not-too-terribly-expensive Dom champagne Ive had hidden all this time. Its been shaken, rattled, rolled, frozen, thawed, warmed, and finally iced for just such an occasion. It should still be OK. I think. I tell Leo to break out the Solo Cozy cups as its time for the Tamandar to toast. Were standing around my worktable, flanked by plastic tumblers of posh, sort of expensive French champagne. It tasted of furniture polish. I thought it went off but then remembered, the pricier the fizzwater, the funkier the taste. There are the obligatory toasts to Alfred Nobel, E. I. du Pont de Nemours, Ascanio Sobrero (the father of nitroglycerine) and Kievan Rus' the forefather of vodka. We salute each other in turn and slurp down this awfully pricey and awful giggle water. Leo goes to the back of my truck, gets a bottle of vodka, some ice, a lime, and a can of bitter lemon. He grabs my glass, tosses out the contents, and creates for me my signature cocktail. “Now, things are right in the universe. ” He says. The remainder of my crew follows suit for themselves. Once all that is sorted, I pull the radio detonator out of my vest pocket. I gently set it on the table. Were all in the cardinal positions, one per side. “Mr. Albert. If you would. Please press the first button. ” I say. He does, and the unit powers up. “Beep. ” “Mr. Charles. Please engage the second. ” He does, and after a bit of blinking, its solid yellow. We have a radio connection. Leonard. Please press the third button. ” He does. The device vibrates, buzzes, lights flicker, stock prices fluctuate, winds shift, tides change, and suddenly, all remaining system lights are bright green. That leaves the final flip-top button. I flick open the cover. “Gentlemen, ” I say, “I cant thank you enough for all your hard work this field season. Weve been through a lot together. Weve re-written old texts and will be writing some new ones. Seldom before have I had the privilege of working with such capable and affable scientists of your caliber. As this is the final shot of our field season, Id be obliged if you gave me a literal hand. ” I place my palm above the button. Leo puts his hand atop mine. Then Al does the same, with Chuck bringing up the last. “Rock. Ah, Doctor Rocknocker. Wed be grateful if you gave the word. ” They say in unison. “Gentlemen, the word is given:…3…2…1… HIT IT! ” We as one, mashed the big, shiny red button. The throbbing desert above the mine cracked along a series of deep fault lines. A huge and hitherto undetected underground reservoir of gaseous methane gas lying far below the deepest mine drift detonated with the fury of a newborn volcano. This was followed seconds later by the eruption of millions of tons of boiling carbon dioxide and oxygen combustion-reaction products. These blew hundreds of feet into the air, lifting a huge piece of the roof of the mine in an explosion that echoed to the far side of the state and back again. This piece of desert real estate rose like a giant geological pancake, artfully flipped over, hung ever so briefly in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't, then flopped back down in the very same place from where it originated. Well, that mine is well and truly dead. We all agreed it was "a good gig. So that was the last shot that ended our field season. At camp we didnt have a final field blowout, there was no need. It would be overegging the pudding at this point. We did however run through a case of cold beer, a whole box of my best cigars, and the remainder of my stock of bourbon and vodka. “Well, Rock, ” Chuck says, “Its official. We have to go back to town. Were out of cigars. Cant run a camp without cigars now, can we? ” “That's the conditions that prevail, ” I reply, smiling at the ancient reference. Besides, they didnt know I always have a spare box hidden in my truck. So we retired for the night and everyone awoke to our last field breakfast on the campfire. I decided to use all our last provisions for a glorious final field feed. Besides the orange and cinnamon rum-ice glazed cinnamon rolls already baking in the fire, I was making eggs to order, cheesy hash browns, twice-fried French toast, elk sausage, ‘collision mats as Al dubbed my light and airy pancakes, back bacon, baked beans, fried green tomatoes, wild mushrooms, and homemade sourdough split-rolls with Nevada ‘Desert Delight candied honey. And camp coffee, of course. With just a touch of Napoleon brandy, to put a fire in the belly. Just a light morning field repast. After breakfast dishes, we all pitched in packing. That took all of an hour. We had plenty of time, so I worked on my usual after breakfast cigar. Al continued to try and teach Leo how to play cribbage. Chuck futzed around with the truck, shoveling out the accumulation of desert in the trucks footwells. “Well. Cant put it off any longer, ” I mused. “Gents. Its been an honor. Mount up! Remember: keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down. See you in the Bureaus backlot in Reno. ” I say by way of final motivation. We got in our vehicles, fired them up, and headed down the dusty trail for the last time this season. I was in for a bit of a shock as I was passed by the guys a short time down the path. Leo was actually driving. Off-road. And actually not doing too bad. But Al was riding shotgun white-knuckling it. He was having none of this as I could hear him screaming instructions at Leo. Chuck was snoring in the back seat. It was a pleasant drive back to Reno. The truck and trailer were virtually empty compared to our inbound journey. Sure, the trailer bounced around a bit more, but since it was empty, who cares? Little traffic, the sky as clear as a fake confession, I actually had squirreled away a few cigars in my field vest and I was puffing contentedly away as I motored down the highway. An hour or so later, I realized I needed fuel. I saw I was only about 60 miles from the town of Shitewater, Nevada. They actually had a gas station. And an air hose. How 20th century. I wheel in and am greeted by an attendant. “Gas, mister? ” “Yeah, filler up. Here are the keys, she has three tanks. Two saddle and one rear. ” “OK. No problem. Regular or high test? ” “She deserves the best ya got. Oh, and check the oil and blinker light fluid. Ive been bush for the last month. ” “Can do! ” he says and begins his tasks. I see they have a little general store with their gas station. I wander over to see what they have that I didnt know I couldnt live without. “Ding, ding, ” dinged the door dinger. An older silver-haired woman behind the counter greets me. I do so in return. “Help you, son? ” she asks. “Thanks. Just lookin while getting gas., ” I reply. ” “Jesus, ” she exclaims, “Thats some hogleg you got there. ” I sort of forgot I was still wearing my sidearm. “I apologize, maam. I am licensed. ” I explain, “I can go lock it in my truck…” “No need, sonny, ” she says, “Everyone out here is carrying. Thanks. ‘Sides, Im just window shopping, ” I say. I look around and decide on a couple of pounds of their homemade ‘desert jerky. The free samples taste uber good and so it falls into that ‘dont ask, they wont tell you of what its made. I bought the kids some cactus candy. Theyll get a kick out of that. Theres this really nice custom made Bowie knife with a sheath that catches my eye. The matron explains that her husband makes them now since hes retired. “Yeah, ” she says, “He used to be a miner. 40 years diggin out gold, silver, nickel, vanadium …” “Vanadium? ” I ask. “Yep. From the Pandoras Box mine. Its not that far from here. ” She says. “Now theres a coincidence, ” I say, “Im a geologist. I just am right now returning from that mine. Or, at least, where that mine used to be. ” “What do you mean? ” she asks. I tell her that Im with the Bureau, and what my team and I have been up to for the last couple of months. “Wait here, ” she asks, “ELMER! ” she yells, “Come here, you got to meet this guy. ” Her husband Elmer walks out and greets me. “Go on, son, ” she asks, “Tell Elmer what you just told me. ” “Well, sir, ” I said, “As I was telling your wife, my team and I are just returning from what used to be the Pandoras Box mine. We blasted that mine good and shut. It was abandoned, worked out, and was a potential death trap. We closed it down good and proper. ” Elmer looks crossly at me. I wonder, did I say something wrong? He grabs my hand and shakes it heartily. “God damn, son. Its about time! ” he exclaims, “About time someone killed that worthless pit. ” I just stood there, looking puzzled. “Oh, she paid good when she paid, “he continued, “But she demanded blood sacrifice. I had many friends crippled by that mine. Then there was the gas. Fires, explosions, burnouts. Didnt never kill no one, but sure scarred some for life. Then the pay run out. Then local kids used it as a hangout. Bad idea. But you cant tell them that. I always said if they dont close that hole, its gonna take some life. ” “Sir, ” I say, “I can report to you, without fear of contradiction, that the Pandoras Box mine will never harm another living being. My team and I saw to that. ” “Damn fine, son, ” he says, “Who are you, if I may ask? ” “Im Dr. Rocknocker, late of Houston, Albuquerque, and Reno. All my friends call me ‘Rock, ” I tell him. “Well, Rock, ” Elmer says, shaking my hand again, “Im Elmer and this is my wife, Esme. Damn nice to meet you. ” “Im sorry, ” I ask, directing to the matron, “Your name again? ” “Oh. Its Esme. Short for Esmeralda., ” she smiles, “My parents were very German. ” I just stood there with this very odd smile on my face. “Hows this for a coincidence? ” I say, “Esme is my wifes name, short for Esmeralda. Her parents are very German as well. ” She lights up, laughs, and pats me on the shoulder. “Funny old thing, life, ” Elmer notes. Elmer shows me the Bowie knife I had my eye on. Its a truly nice expression of the craft of knife making. Although, the asking price was a bit steep. So, Elmer showed me the ‘private stock he and Esme made. Elmer specialized in knives and Esme specialized in native jewelry. I spent far too much, but it was from Es to Es. They gave me a dandy discount. I also ended up with a Bowie knife, at a 40% discount. I also got Elmers address and contact info. He said it would be fine if I wanted to interview him about the history of mining in this part of Nevada from a “grunts-eye view”. After settling up with the gas jockey, plus an extra tenner for him as he scraped the bug juice and desert shmoo off my windshield, Im back on the road, headed to Reno. Four and a half hours later, Im in Dr. Sam Muleshoes Reno Bureau office. Im sipping his expensive hooch and hes smoking one of my cigars. The guys havent arrived yet. I figured its because they have three bladders to keep drained and I have only one. They found the safety blitz behind my seat before we hit the highway. Its going to take me at least two-three days to finalize everything here before I leave. Explosives manifests, and that annoying associated paperwork. Initial field reports. Expense accounts had to be padded. Letters of recommendation for my guys. Reports to their schools about their ‘grades and award of field credits. This is going to take some time. Sam tells me that the hotel we stayed in still has plenty of room. The Bureau would foot the bill for another few days if thats what it took. Just then, Al, Chuck, and Leo stroll into Sams office. “Well, ” I say, “Looks like I fulfilled my contract. Even after all I did, you guys went ahead and lived. ” “Just made it back, ” Al replies, “The trucks back in the hands of the bureau and now were here. ” “Yes, you are, ” I note, “All set to get back to the world? ” Three heads, in unison, shake no. “Sam, ” I ask, “Can the Bureau reserve four rooms for a couple of days? My guys need to decompress some before returning back to the daily grind. ” I slide a couple of cigars his way. “I see no problem with that, ” he replies, smiling. “Besides from the looks of all you, itll take you that long to scrape the Nevada desert off your epidermis. ” “OK, guys, ” I say, “See you later. Make it tomorrow, at the hotel. Exit interviews. Al, Chuck, please clean and bring my Glocks. Now, the lot of you, shoo. ” Sam and I go over particulars for the rest of the day, at least until his private stock runs out. “Lets pick this up in a while, ” Sam says, “Day after tomorrow. Leave me your keys, Ill get the Bureau guys to give your truck the once over. Oh, if you want, you can leave the trailer here. Talked with Harry. No need for you to make a side trip to Albuquerque after all you guys have done. Its Bureau property, after all. Let us worry about it. ” “I have…no objections, ” I say, stone-faced. Sam laughs. “Go get the shit you need for now out of your truck and well drag you over to the hotel, ” Sam says. And true to his word, a Bureau employee drops me at the hotel. Up to my room, after I see the guys signatures in the hotel register, I drop all my gear, pick up the phone and make a quick call. “Hi, hon. Were done, ” I say, “In the hotel in Reno. A couple of days to finish up paperwork and Ill be on the way home. Love to you and the girls. ” I hate talking to answering machines, but Es was out with the kids evidently. Drawing the shades after remembering Myanmar, I lock the door, I peel and traipse to the bathtub. “Calgon, take me away…” bubble, bubble. Its been a long couple of months. Later, I work on the mountain of paperwork and finalize all the exit interviews. Chuck, Al, and Leo will be leaving tomorrow. They want to take me to dinner tonight at some local hotspot before they depart. “Thanks, guys. Well see, ” I say, “Ive got to work through this bookkeeping. Call me around 1900, I should know by then. ” “Rock, ” Leo says, forcefully, “No fucking way. Were taking you to dinner and youre damn well gonna be there. Got that, mister? ” I poof an exclamation. “Message received, I laugh. See you in the lobby at 1900 hours. ” “Sir! ” I add. “Now scat. ” “Yeah, hell do fine. ” I smile, returning to my paperwork. I work through the landslide of form-filling and filing. I talk with Es and she was out at the park, feeding the ducks with the kids. I realize thats gonna cost me. Everything else is going along well at home. Theyre all eagerly awaiting my return. Back to my pencil-pushing. Letters finished. Interviews annotated. Manifests finally finished. I take a break, pour myself a cocktail, fire up a smoke, and look at the clock. “What the fuck, over? ” I wonder, “Two hours ago it was 1300 hours. Now its 1830. Damn. ” Paperwork-induced time-warp. I meet the guys in the lobby. Leo has laid on cabs for us. Hes taking us all to the Eldorado Resorts Roxy Bistro and Restaurant. Or, as Leo puts it, “His father is…”. We have no protestations. We arrive at the resort and its packed. No visible empty tables. And they dont take reservations. Leo saunters up, elbows us aside and says: “Gentlemen, this is my turf. Watch and learn. ” Ten minutes later, were seated at one of the nicer tables in the restaurant. We already have a round of Rocknocker cocktails before us. “I bribed the bartender, ” Leo smiles and tips his glass in the time-honored Midwestern tradition. We salute his ingenuity. Amuse-bouche arrives as do the menus. Tiny cognac-boiled quail eggs on a bed of puréed mushrooms. The pre-appetizers are tiny, delicate, and very, very rich. The menus are varied, but beef heavy. I could go for a nice steak, but for some odd reason, there are no prices listed on the menus. Leo pipes up, “Gents, by your discretion. Im buying. Have what you want, stuff the price. Its the very least I could do. ” “Well, then, ” I say, “Lets see if they have something off the menu. ” Leo asks what Im up to. “Well, ” I say, “They have ribeye, New York strip, and T-bone. They must have a porterhouse or two hanging around back there. ” Chuck, Leo, and Al look at me, nod, smile, and fold their menus. “Porterhouse sounds good. ” They all concur. “Brilliant, Herr Doctor. ” Leo gives the garçon the high sign. He hurries over. He and Leo converse for a few seconds and the garçon scurries off. “Hes checking, ” Leo reports. The garçon returns and says that, yes, they do have dry-aged and hung porterhouse steak available. But, it will have to be cut to order, and thats going to be expensive, he warns. Leo dismisses that thought with a backward wave of his hand. “Id like one, 20 ounces, done medium. Mushrooms, corn, and a baked potato. ” Leo orders. The garçon is scribbling like mad on his order pad. Al orders the same, though medium-rare. Chuck ups the ante to a 24-ounce steak, medium-rare as well. They all sit and stare at me, knowing that a circus is about to erupt. “Hmm…no grilled bierkaese sandwiches? Pity. OK, guess Ill not break a new tradition. Id like a porterhouse, 40 ounces, done blue. Grilled mushrooms and onions, corn, no potato, please. ” I request. The garçon writes down the order, declares “Very good, sir, ” and scurries off. Leo, Al, and Chuck look disappointed. “Well, hell. That wasnt any fun at all, ” Leo groans. The dinner came with house-made rolls, soup, and salad course. Oh, yes; very nice. Our steaks begin to arrive. They look and smell bloody wonderful. After this, the sommelier arrives and places two free-standing ice buckets on opposite sides of the table. He brings a large bottle up to Leo. He inspects it and evidently it passed muster. Both ice buckets receive one of their own. The sommelier stands at rapt attention. Leo continues, “Rock, remember that Dom you had for us out in the field”? Chuck snickers, “How can we forget? ” Leo continues, “Its not that it was bad, or bounced around the back of your truck for a month or two in the desert heat. It was a 1991. Terrible year” he shudders. “If you say so, ” I reply. The sommelier is shaking his head in fervent agreement. “Now this is the real McCoy, ” Leo asserts, “Dom Perignon, 1963. Its the best. ” Leo gives the sommelier the high sign. He goes through the oenophiles safety dance, Leo sips a soupçon and pronounces it fit. We are all poured a glass. In a real champagne glass, not a Solo cup to be seen. Leo proposes a toast to us all and our futures. CLINK! I dont care what anyone says, it still reminds me of bubbly furniture polish. We finish dinner, which was spectacular. They are actually one of the few who knew how to do blue. A person pushing a cart appears. “Oh, I cant, ” I say, “The pot is full. ” Leo is aghast. “ Doctor Rocknocker! Turning down a cigar? ” “Oh, my apologies. Thought that was the dessert cart. The cheapest cigar on the cart was 45. I joked that Id take a box. I instead chose one that was 65. It was exquisite. I asked for the cigars pedigree. Id quite like to look them up and see if theyre available in Houston. For only very special occasions. Leo arranged for me to receive the information. The check arrives after our second round of after-dinner brandies. Leo grabs it, signs it, and returns it to the garcon. “Dont worry, guys. This ones on me. Dad actually. Whatever. ” Leo smiles. We stand up, walk out, and into the resorts lobby. “Well, Im off gambling. Anyone want to accompany me? ” Leo asks. “Leo, ” I remind him, “Lets not backslide. ” “But Im just trying to be…, ” he replies, “Oh. Yeah. Gotcha. ” Leo decides he wants to try his luck at craps. I could never figure that game out as I choose to cab it back to the hotel. Al and Chuck are going to hang around, just for shits and giggles. I bid them goodnight and head back to my room. The next day, its early and everyones up, packing their cars. I understand why Leo didnt want to take his new Cayenne into the field. Sheesh. A Porsche SUV. Im hanging around one extra day, so Im seeing everyone off. Al, Chuck, and I all shake hands. Theres the obligatory small talk and promises to stay in touch. We all know these white lies. Well try, but life is never a guarantee. “Drive safe, guys, ” I say, “Its been a privilege. ” With that, Chuck and Al wheel out of the Bureaus back lot, and down the road in opposite directions. Leo is taking a bit longer, with his all leather six-piece matched luggage set. Well, Leonard, ” I say, “I guess this is it. It was a bit shaky at first, but Im pleased to tell you, youve really made some huge strides this last month. ” “Yeah, no shit., ” Leo smiles, “I suppose my Dads going to be in for a bit of a shock. But, thats on him. Fuck ‘em if they cant take a joke, right? ” “Leo, ” I say, “Remember when we first met and you told me how your Dad worked to get you here? ” “Yeah? So? ” he asks. “I recall you said he ‘ran to your major professor after he found out I was running the show, ” I noted. “Yeah? ” Leo was sore perplexed. “You also said this all occurred after your father did some research on me, ” I added. “Yes…? ” Leo said. “Well, maybe, ” I said, “Just maybe, your father had an ulterior motive…? ” Leo stopped, looked at me, and just pondered. “Maybe…, ” I said, “He was intent on my tutelage for you for some reasons beyond the scientific…? ” Leos eyes went wide. “Fuckbuckets. I never thought of that. ” He said. “OK, ” I replied, “Now you have something to keep you occupied on your way home. Drive safe, Leo. Keep in touch. Stay lucky. ” We shake hands, Leo gets into his ridiculous contraption and eases out of the lot and down the road. “I hate long goodbyes, ” I muse. Back in Sams office, I deposit the pile of paperwork I had completed for this project. There will be more reports later, but my expense accounts been vetted, and Sam hands me a nice check, which includes a healthy bonus. “We can cash that here for you before you go if you want, ” Sam notes. Im good, ” I say, “Im leaving the trailer, as expected. Im hot-footing it back to Houston, so thats 32 plus hours driving. Definitely have to take a nights snooze somewhere along the line. Besides that, if my trucks ready, I am as well. I appreciate everything, Sam. Well be in touch. ” “We will, ” Sam replies, “Stay safe, you old pyro and other kinds of maniac. Your trucks in back, ready to roll. See you on the flip side. ” We shake hands, I get to my truck and saddle up. After a very quick stop at the hotel to retrieve my leftover gear, I toss it in the back of my truck and prepare to hit the road. Im just about to hit it when a courier runs into the hotel. Im futzing around, getting everything in road-trip order. A second or two later, I hear a knock on the window of my truck. “You ‘Dr. Rocknocker? ” he asks. “Yep, ” I reply. “Please sign here. ” As he hands me a clipboard. I scribble my unintelligible signature. He hands me a package. Its a box of cigars from last night. Leo bought them from the restaurant and sent them here before he left. “Thats going to make the drive that much more interesting. ” I think. Reno to Vegas. Vegas to Phoenix. Overnight in Tucson. On to El Paso, hard south at Ozona. Follow I-10 through San Antonio. Schuss through San Antone, next stop, Houston. Made it intact. Damn, its good to be back home again. After greetings and customary present disbursement, Esme leads me to my office. There are piles of mail. There are three that are marked important. We have a contractor in New Mexico. We can begin our dream house. A road on our New Mexico property has been dozed. Heres the bill. I fish the Bureau check out of my wallet. Oh, well. Easy come, easy go. Its a telegram from the Middle East. Theyve accepted my revised offer. They want me there in three months. Well, as I say, its nut cuttin time. “Es, can you and the kids be ready to move in three months? ” “We can, Rock, ” she affirms, “Is that the letter from the Middle East? “Yeah, ” I say. “And…” she prompts. “Theyve made us an offer we cant refuse. Especially with the new house being started. ” “Well, ” Es smiles, “Guess I need to call Sally, my realtor friend. Looks like we have a house to sell. ”.

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